Funny Parent Gifts - Because you haven't been in a situation this desperate for humor since your awkward teens.
Welcome to Funny Parent Gifts!
Go Ask Your Dad: Black Embroidery Lettering, Light Pink Satin
Go Ask Your Mom: Soft Silver Thread Embroidery, Cobalt Blue Satin
Includes Travel Storage Bag
Made in the USA
Make it clear who is in charge while you recharge with this beautiful, light and kid-blocking, sleep mask.
Pair with our ear plugs to ensure that your rest is not ...
Inspired by the vibrant Frida Kahlo, this satin eye mask is embroidered with black eyelashes and iconic eyebrows. Embellished with felt roses of various colors. Perfect gift for any Frida enthusiast (or mom who wants to scare away her kids while she's napping).
Felt Rose and Leaves Embellishm...
Show off your big brain and keep it warm at the same time with our hand-knitted acrylic beanie!
"Give us this day our daily worm."- Birds of pray
Display your sophisticated sense of humor with these hilarious pillows that may take a second or two to "get" before deciding that they (and you) are positively brilliant.
Linen pillow covers
18 inches square
"I Love You This Much" T-Rex with tiny arms
Tote bags are a necessity for every mom. They can be used as shopping bags, gym bags, work bags, beach bags, overnight bags, school bags, knitting bags, laptop bags, pretty much anything you can think of.
Our Mother of Dragons tote bags come in two sizes: 16x16 inches and 18x18 inches. They are perfect for letting the world know what a badass...
You can smell him coming a mile away, mostly because he's wearing whatever was on the top of the largest pile of dirty laundry in his room but also because he's becoming a man and now has manly arm pits and a manly digestive system.
At Funny Parent Gifts, we understand how teaching him common sense feels like pounding mashed potatoes into concr...
"YES! I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty."
Luxury Handcrafted Sleep Eye Mask that's perfect for new moms, Mother's Day or any time Mom needs some time to recharge.
Pair with our ear plugs to ensure that your rest is not interrupted by barking dogs or rap music or the sou...
Adjustable one size fits all, Funny Parent Gifts exclusively designed humorous soft baseball cap to remind your kids that you're the coolest mom/dad ever. This is a 100% brushed cotton twill hat with printing done in the USA.
How cool are you?
You're so cool, you gave the sun a brain-freeze.
You're so cool, you started an ice age.
You're so co...
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
- George Carlin
This pocket t-shirt highlights Funny Parent Gifts exclusive designs on both the front and back of this comfortable, Bella + Canvas 8816 short-sleeved t-shirt for women.
Designed to perfectly drape over a woman's body, this tee features a luxur...
Show your guests that you are one badass mother in the kitchen with a "Mom's Badass Home Cooking" tea/dish towel featuring our own Funny Parent Gifts Carmen Miranda giraffe, appropriately befitting of the style and grace of a Badass Mom with a kick ass sense of humor.
100% Cotton Twill - 18 in. x 30 in. Made in the USA.
Check out our Mom's Badas...
Here's to Strong WomenMay We Know ThemMay We Be ThemMay We Raise Them
5x7 inch matte art print. Packaged with rigid backing for support. Shipped in a protective clear cellophane sleeve.
Your daughter marches to the beat of her own drummer. Let her know that you celebrate her with a "Here's to Strong Women" art print.
You make your own rules and the world is better off for it. Our 2 inch x 8 inch office desk nameplates have three brilliant sentiments to choose from:
World's Best Entry Level Employee
I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar
Do Epic Shit
These key chains are a perfect way to remind the mom in your life that her ability to control chaos while maintaining her sense of humor makes her one smokin' hot mama.
Where Are My Effing Keys Hotel Style Keychain
Brass ring, Plastic tag
3 1/2 inches long, 1 3/4 inches wide.
HOT MAMA Brass Key Tag with Leather Fob
Brass key tag with leath...
Are you a parent of a strong willed child who wants everything opposite of what you ask? Does this behavior often have you craving an early cocktail hour? You are not alone. When you find yourself in the weeds of parenthood, the Whine Down gift set is sure to rescue your sanity by offering loads of laughter and of course some enjoyable Whine Do...
Show your guests that you are one badass mother in the kitchen with a "Mom's Badass Home Cooking" apron featuring our own Funny Parent Gifts Carmen Miranda giraffe, appropriately befitting of the style and grace of a Badass Mom with a kick ass sense of humor.
And always remember - marry someone who can cook. Looks fade. Hunger doesn't.
One of a kind Funny Parent Gifts exclusively designed humorous coffee mug in either an 11 oz or 15 oz size with Mother of Dragons on the front and her two little dragons locked in a sibling-fueled battle on the back. Printing done in the USA.
You can only purchase this design from Funny Parent Gifts, where you can choose to enjoy it wh...
This pocket t-shirt for women highlights Funny Parent Gifts exclusive designs on both the front and back of this comfortable, Bella + Canvas 8816 short-sleeved t-shirt for women.
Designed to perfectly drape over a woman's body, this tee features a luxuriously soft poly viscose fabrication, slouchy fit, wide neckline, and short sleeves. Offere...
Our supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this...
Some day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a D...
C'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your lif...
Look like a starlet while you get your beauty rest. We've heard from reliable inside sources that this is exactly (probably) what Angelina Jolie wears when she's napping.
Yellow Duchess Satin
Luxurious Fringed Bright Pink Eyelashes
Travel Storage Bag
Made in the USA
Pair with our ear plugs to ensure that your rest is...
Look gorgeous while you block out the noise of whatever your children are up to that you'd rather not know about until after your nap.
Silky Yellow Tassels
Durable, Reusable Silicone Ear Plugs that are comfortable to wear and sized just for women
Ultra light weight gold filigree hardware that adds glam without taking away c...
Insert some decorative humor into your toy and crumb-strewn home with our "Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories/Being Assholes" spun polyester throw pillows that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room.
If you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your walls, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creat...
Give our one of a kind Funny Parent Gifts exclusively designed humorous coffee mug to the bad girl in your life in either an 11 oz or 15 oz size. Great gift for that bad-ass mom or daughter in your life. Printing done in the USA.
You can only purchase this design from Funny Parent Gifts. Check out our "Good Girls Sit" t-shirts, both for women...
A refined gift for mom and dad that will be cherished for years, this personalized leatherette wine tote will have your custom message in a pyrographed leather look, evoking feelings of a rustic, old country setting. Choose from three leather-style colorways for your personalized leatherette wine tote gift. Made of simulated suede leather.MEA...
"Wine a little, laugh a lot"
Your vintage of choice will look refined and delectable within the confines of this Bormioli Rocco Loto wine decanter set, complete with matching customizable glasses. * Made in Italy * Dishwasher Safe Comes with 2 personalized stemless wine glasses SIZE: Decanter is 1.5L, 42 oz; Stemless Wine Glasses are approx....