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Hand Knitted Brain Hat/Beanie

$15.99

Show off your big brain and keep it warm at the same time with our hand-knitted acrylic beanie!

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Harry Potter Ministry Of Magic This Way Vinyl Toilet Seat Sticker/Decal - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Harry Potter Ministry Of Magic This Way Vinyl Toilet Seat Sticker/Decal

$7.89

A helpful sticker in case you forget where to go to do your business. Features: Removable Vinyl, PVC material 24 cm x 21 cm


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Buck Teeth Billy Bob Pacifier for Babies - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Buck Teeth Billy Bob Pacifier for Babies

$8.99

  A silicone big teeth pacifier for babies with big hearts and smiles. Food-grade silicone is even better than BPA-free plastic.  It is a non-toxic polymer that can withstand heating and freezing without leaching or off-gassing hazardous chemicals. It is also odor and stain resistant, hypoallergenic, and because of it’s smooth surface, very easy...


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{"id":1482149298258,"title":"Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll","handle":"too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/teenagers_large.jpg?v=1534953647\" alt=\"\" width=\"301\" height=\"370\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYou can smell him coming a mile away, mostly because he's wearing whatever was on the top of the largest pile of dirty laundry in his room but also because he's becoming a man and now has manly arm pits and a manly digestive system.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAt Funny Parent Gifts, we understand how teaching him common sense feels like pounding mashed potatoes into concrete and we are here to help. Our Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly-sized, and won't whine when you harsh his mellow. Every parent with a Too Cool Son needs one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOr maybe your son could use his own Dammit Doll. Mom and Dad keep harping on him, homework is endless, girls are confusing, and it's hard to see through all of the cracks on his cell phone screen. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Too Cool for Skool Son to know that he's not all alone in this unforgiving world with his very own Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. 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Mom and Dad keep harping on him, homework is endless, girls are confusing, and it's hard to see through all of the cracks on his cell phone screen. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Too Cool for Skool Son to know that he's not all alone in this unforgiving world with his very own Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Too Kool For Skool Son Dammit Doll

Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll

$17.87

You can smell him coming a mile away, mostly because he's wearing whatever was on the top of the largest pile of dirty laundry in his room but also because he's becoming a man and now has manly arm pits and a manly digestive system. At Funny Parent Gifts, we understand how teaching him common sense feels like pounding mashed potatoes into concr...


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{"id":464618651676,"title":"Pie to the Face Funny Game for Kids and Adults","handle":"pie-to-the-face-game","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-none\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 18px 18px; padding: 0px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended for ages 5 years and up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 or more player game; Whipped cream NOT included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes: 1 pie thrower, 1 throwing arm, 2 handles, 1 chin rest, 1 splash card mask, spinner, and sponge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eThe Pie Face game is filled with fun and suspense. \u003c\/span\u003eYou score a point for every time you turn the handle without getting pie-faced, and the one who scores 25 points wins.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it works:  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jVSj1WUZ7Zk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 26px; margin-bottom: 26px; word-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 26px; margin-bottom: 26px; word-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?\u003cbr\u003eA: Because it needed a filling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 26px; margin-bottom: 26px; word-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What do you get if you cross a train engine with an blueberry pie?\u003cbr\u003eA: Puff pastry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 26px; margin-bottom: 26px; word-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Why did the apple pie turn red?\u003cbr\u003eA: Because it saw the salad dressing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2017-12-01T14:38:01-06:00","created_at":"2017-12-01T14:38:01-06:00","vendor":"Funny Parent Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":2498,"price_min":2498,"price_max":2498,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":6104075599900,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"9687745-yellow","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":1603287023644,"product_id":464618651676,"position":4,"created_at":"2017-12-01T14:38:02-06:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:58-05:00","alt":"Pie to the Face Game - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":640,"height":640,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892756.jpg?v=1527481138","variant_ids":[6104075599900]},"available":true,"name":"Pie to the Face Funny Game for Kids and Adults","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2498,"weight":635,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892749.jpg?v=1527481138","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892750.jpg?v=1527481138","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892768.jpg?v=1527481138","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892756.jpg?v=1527481138","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892772.jpg?v=1527481138","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892753.jpg?v=1527481138"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/product-image-413892749.jpg?v=1527481138","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-none\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 18px 18px; padding: 0px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended for ages 5 years and up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 or more player game; Whipped cream NOT included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes: 1 pie thrower, 1 throwing arm, 2 handles, 1 chin rest, 1 splash card mask, spinner, and sponge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eThe Pie Face game is filled with fun and suspense. \u003c\/span\u003eYou score a point for every time you turn the handle without getting pie-faced, and the one who scores 25 points wins.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it works:  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jVSj1WUZ7Zk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 26px; 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Pie to the Face Game - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Pie to the Face Funny Game for Kids and Adults

$24.98

Recommended for ages 5 years and up 2 or more player game; Whipped cream NOT included Includes: 1 pie thrower, 1 throwing arm, 2 handles, 1 chin rest, 1 splash card mask, spinner, and sponge The Pie Face game is filled with fun and suspense. You score a point for every time you turn the handle without getting pie-faced, and the one who scores 2...


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{"id":1482512891986,"title":"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll","handle":"husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/anniversary-password_medium.jpg?v=1535059656\" alt=\"President Trump\/Boss\/Husband\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. 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Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-23T15:58:51-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-23T16:34:02-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1787,"price_min":1787,"price_max":1787,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12885107146834,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1787,"weight":136,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":12,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-front_183.jpg?v=1535060337","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-back_787.jpg?v=1535060337","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/adult-dammit-doll-moment_0700cc29-cd4b-44a3-8196-7072257ea9a9.jpg?v=1535215916"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-front_183.jpg?v=1535060337","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/anniversary-password_medium.jpg?v=1535059656\" alt=\"President Trump\/Boss\/Husband\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this Dammit Doll fit your needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}
Husband/president Trump/boss/dad Dammit Doll

Husband/President Trump/Boss/Dad Dammit Doll

$17.87

  Our supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this...


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{"id":1482113646674,"title":"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll","handle":"super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/youth-fading-mom_large.jpeg?v=1534948577\" alt=\"Super Mom\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"370\" height=\"338\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eC'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your life hell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWell come over here, darlin', and rest your weary head on our Funny Parent Gifts shoulder. Then take out your frustrations on our sturdy, perfectly sized, she-can-take-it, Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-22T09:07:19-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-22T09:43:17-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1787,"price_min":1787,"price_max":1787,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12882282184786,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1787,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll-front_717.jpg?v=1535215683","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll-back_230.jpg?v=1535215675","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-mom-moment.gif?v=1535215954"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll-front_717.jpg?v=1535215683","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/youth-fading-mom_large.jpeg?v=1534948577\" alt=\"Super Mom\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"370\" height=\"338\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eC'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your life hell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWell come over here, darlin', and rest your weary head on our Funny Parent Gifts shoulder. Then take out your frustrations on our sturdy, perfectly sized, she-can-take-it, Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Super Mom/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll

Super Mom/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll

$17.87

  C'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your lif...


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{"id":1482127442002,"title":"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll","handle":"drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/ryan-reynolds-daughter-tweets_large.jpg?v=1534950515\" alt=\"Ryan Reynolds Tweets\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"538\" height=\"323\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSome day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a Drama Queen Daughter needs one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOr maybe your Drama Queen could use her own Dammit Doll. Homework is never ending, boys make no sense, and parents are beyond embarrassing. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Drama Queen to know that she's not all alone in this unforgiving world with her own Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-22T09:50:11-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-22T10:14:42-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1787,"price_min":1787,"price_max":1787,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12882616877138,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1787,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-front_591.jpg?v=1534950910","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-back_566.jpg?v=1534950910","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-moment.jpg?v=1535215894"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-front_591.jpg?v=1534950910","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/ryan-reynolds-daughter-tweets_large.jpg?v=1534950515\" alt=\"Ryan Reynolds Tweets\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"538\" height=\"323\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSome day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a Drama Queen Daughter needs one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOr maybe your Drama Queen could use her own Dammit Doll. Homework is never ending, boys make no sense, and parents are beyond embarrassing. 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Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll

Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll

$17.87

  Some day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a D...


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Personalized Silver Yo-Yo - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Personalized 1 inch x 2 inch Silver Yo-Yo

$23.99

Q:  What did the one yoyo say to the other yoyo when he saw him?A:  Yo. Q:  Why did the yoyo cross the street?A:  Because it was walking the dog.   Old-school mischief in swanky silver plate. Can be personalized for a keepsake gift that's also fun.  Show your kids what life was like before the digital age and impress them with your smooth yo-yo ...


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18 Inch Square Throw Pillows - Off-Beat Animal Humor Style

$22.95

"Give us this day our daily worm."- Birds of pray   Display your sophisticated sense of humor with these hilarious pillows that may take a second or two to "get" before deciding that they (and you) are positively brilliant. Product Features: Linen pillow covers 18 inches square Available Pillows: "I Love You This Much" T-Rex with tiny arms "I...

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Stress Relief Rainbow Magic Ball Fidget Puzzle Toy

$8.98

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Inside I Am A Dire Wolf Child's Pocket T-shirt - Adorable but Fierce! - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Inside I Am A Dire Wolf Child's Pocket T-shirt - Adorable but Fierce!

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Rockin' 2-in-1 Hammock by HearthSong

$169.00

This rockin' good-time kids' hammock from HearthSong offers ample room for one—or two—kid(s) to rock up and down! It's far more fun than an ordinary hammock, for its specially designed, curving steel rockers offer such a cool gliding ride. Simply lengthen or shorten the support ropes at each end to create the correct weight balance for the numbe...


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PUT ME DOWN Toilet Seat Sticker/Decal - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

PUT ME DOWN Toilet Seat Sticker/Decal

$4.89

A gentle reminder for the forgetful members of the house.   Features: Removable Can be applied to any smooth , clean, and dry surface of walls, tiles, glass, furniture, etc. No transfer film needed, simply peel and stick Size: 8 cm x 22 cm Material: PVC Color: Black


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Poached Egg Pillow/Cushion

$24.50

Knock, Knock!Who's there?Omelette.Omelette who?Omelette smarter than I look!   Our 60 cm diameter cotton poached egg pillow with polypropylene cotton stuffing is reaching out and can't wait to give your bum a nice hug at the end of a tough day!  


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I Am Your Father's Day Gift Short Sleeved Child's Pocket T-shirt - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

I Am Your Father's Day Gift Short Sleeved Child's Pocket T-shirt

$28.99

 "I Am Your Father's Day Gift.Mom Says You're Welcome."   Wrap your little cherub up in this adorable t-shirt as the perfect, not-so-subtle Father's Day gift.  Then top off his day with some marriage sexting.  A few ideas: - I'm not wearing any underwear.  Because you never put the effing laundry in the dryer like I've asked you to do over 1000 ...

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Funny Parent Gifts Gift Card

$10.00

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a Funny Parent Gifts gift card. Gift cards are delivered to the purchaser by email with instructions on how to redeem them. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees.

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Children give us genuine belly laughs and infinite amounts of love and humor. We, at Funny Parent Gifts, will help you keep these creative minds growing while bonding over chuckles.

Our Drama Queen Daughter and Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Dolls are sure to help ease the tension of any sibling rivalry. Or how about a silver-plated yo-yo, engraved and personalized with a special message of encouragement? For the Game of Thrones lovers who have their own pack, let your kid’s inner dire wolf howl with a t-shirt letting the world know that your kid is fierce. And for the busy mom who is juggling all the aspects of motherhood and deserves some recognition and appreciation? Send Dad a message by getting your child an “I am your Father’s Day present” t-shirt.

Check out our interesting collection of cool gifts for kids who have everything. Enjoy this precious time and choose the best gift to have fun with your little goofball!