{"id":1482512891986,"title":"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll","handle":"husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/anniversary-password_medium.jpg?v=1535059656\" alt=\"President Trump\/Boss\/Husband\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this Dammit Doll fit your needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-23T15:58:51-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-23T16:34:02-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1687,"price_min":1687,"price_max":1687,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12885107146834,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1687,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":11,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-front_183.jpg?v=1535060337","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-back_787.jpg?v=1535060337","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/adult-dammit-doll-moment_0700cc29-cd4b-44a3-8196-7072257ea9a9.jpg?v=1535215916"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-front_183.jpg?v=1535060337","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/anniversary-password_medium.jpg?v=1535059656\" alt=\"President Trump\/Boss\/Husband\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this Dammit Doll fit your needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}
Husband/president Trump/boss/dad Dammit Doll

Husband/President Trump/Boss/Dad Dammit Doll

$16.87

  Our supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this...


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