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Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll

Product Description

You can smell him coming a mile away, mostly because he's wearing whatever was on the top of the largest pile of dirty laundry in his room but also because he's becoming a man and now has manly arm pits and a manly digestive system.

At Funny Parent Gifts, we understand how teaching him common sense feels like pounding mashed potatoes into concrete and we are here to help. Our Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly-sized, and won't whine when you harsh his mellow. Every parent with a Too Cool Son needs one!

Or maybe your son could use his own Dammit Doll. Mom and Dad keep harping on him, homework is endless, girls are confusing, and it's hard to see through all of the cracks on his cell phone screen. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Too Cool for Skool Son to know that he's not all alone in this unforgiving world with his very own Dammit Doll.

Product Details:

  • Limited Edition Dammit Doll
  • Handmade
  • 12" tall
  • Polyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing
  • Safe for Ages 3+

 

We carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!

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