{"id":6160421486778,"title":"Pandemic Dammit Doll","handle":"pandemic-coronavirus-covid-19-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"322\" width=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1239582416437723139-png__700.jpg\" alt=\"Homeschooling\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNeeding to take out some 2020-21 pandemic, quarantine related stress? Our Dammit Dolls are here to help! Purchase our Pandemic Dammit Doll today and let 'em have it! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect unique, funny gift for Mom, Dad, Mother’s Day, Father's Day, birthdays, as a Christmas stocking stuffer, or holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2021-01-08T13:41:12-06:00","created_at":"2021-01-08T13:23:36-06:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"Unisex","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1987,"price_min":1987,"price_max":1987,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":37883026800826,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pandemic Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1987,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":"808220251208","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084726821050.jpg?v=1627714170","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084541026490.jpg?v=1627714170"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084726821050.jpg?v=1627714170","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Dammit Dolls Unisex Pandemic Dammit Doll","id":21429573877946,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.664,"height":2000,"width":1327,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084726821050.jpg?v=1627714169"},"aspect_ratio":0.664,"height":2000,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084726821050.jpg?v=1627714169","width":1327},{"alt":"Dammit Dolls Unisex Pandemic Dammit Doll","id":21429413904570,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":500,"width":500,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084541026490.jpg?v=1627711466"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":500,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-dolls-unisex-pandemic-dammit-doll-29084541026490.jpg?v=1627711466","width":500}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"322\" width=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/static.boredpanda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/1239582416437723139-png__700.jpg\" alt=\"Homeschooling\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNeeding to take out some 2020-21 pandemic, quarantine related stress? Our Dammit Dolls are here to help! Purchase our Pandemic Dammit Doll today and let 'em have it! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect unique, funny gift for Mom, Dad, Mother’s Day, Father's Day, birthdays, as a Christmas stocking stuffer, or holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}

Pandemic Dammit Doll

Product Description

Homeschooling

 

Needing to take out some 2020-21 pandemic, quarantine related stress? Our Dammit Dolls are here to help! Purchase our Pandemic Dammit Doll today and let 'em have it! 

Product Details:

  • Limited Edition Dammit Doll
  • Handmade
  • 12" tall
  • Polyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing
  • Safe for Ages 3+

 

The perfect unique, funny gift for Mom, Dad, Mother’s Day, Father's Day, birthdays, as a Christmas stocking stuffer, or holidays.

We carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!

 

Poem on back of doll:
Whenever things don't go so well,
And you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here's a little Dammit Doll,
That you can't do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it,
And as you whack the stuffing out,
Yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"
$19.87
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