Funny Parent Gifts - Because you haven't been in a situation this desperate for humor since your awkward teens.

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The Man Behind the Bump, Sperm Whale - 16x16 inch and 18x18 inch Tote Bags

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 Hokey Pokey Dad Joke

 

Our Man Behind the Bump, Sperm Whale tote bags are a necessity for every man who has recently been inducted into the stage of his life where bad dad jokes will become his second language. They can be used as shopping bags, gym bags, work bags, beach bags, overnight bags, school bags, toy bags, laptop bags, pretty much anything you can think of.

Our Man Behind the Bump, Sperm Whale tote bags come in two sizes: 16x16 inches and 18x18 inches. They are perfect for quickly tossing and going with your baby gear in hand.

  • Tote comes with our Man Behind the Bump art work on one side, and a sly, grinning Sperm Whale on the other side.
  • Made of Spun Polyester - Dry or Spot Clean Only.
  • Black Inner Polyester Lining
  • Made in the USA.

You can only purchase this design from Funny Parent Gifts, where you can choose to enjoy it while out and about with this handy tote bag, or while sipping your favorite hot beverage in a Man Behind the Bump 11 oz or 15 oz coffee mugor by wearing it on either a short-sleeved or long-sleeved shirt.

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