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Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories Canvas Wrap Prints

Product Description

Insert some decorative humor into your toy and crumb-strewn home with our "Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories/Being Assholes" canvas wrap prints that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room.

If you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your furniture, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creations, we also offer it on our cotton twill dish towel or these throw pillows in various sizes.

 

Overheard in Starbucks:
"Yeah, I'm a stay-at-home mom.  Go ahead.  Ask me what I do all day.  I dare you."
 
(Said while speaking to a child) "You're making it difficult to be the kind of parent I always imagined I would be."
 
"Congrats on being pregnant!  Hey, I've got a great idea.  I would totally do this if I had a kid:
1) Take pictures of you pulling your baby out of a spacecraft in the forest.
2) Hide those pictures in the attic for the kid to find when he's 10."
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