Funny Parent Gifts - Because you haven't been in a situation this desperate for humor since your awkward teens.

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Retail fit. Unisex sizing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabrication:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSolid Colors: \u003c\/b\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNeon Colors and Heather:\u003c\/b\u003e 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eREST ASSURED THAT YOU ARE BUYING ETHICALLY!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAll printing is done by manufacturers in the USA.  Bella + Canvas is WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) accredited.  WRAP is a globally recognized, independent 3rd party certifying body whose mission is to promote ethical, humane and lawful conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Companies accepted into the WRAP organization go through an extensive application process in which manufacturing facilities, working environments, and worker's rights are inspected and approved by the WRAP association. WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

I Am Your Father's Day Gift Short Sleeved Child's Pocket T-shirt

Product Description
 "I Am Your Father's Day Gift.
Mom Says You're Welcome."

 

Wrap your little cherub up in this adorable t-shirt as the perfect, not-so-subtle Father's Day gift.  Then top off his day with some marriage sexting.  A few ideas:

- I'm not wearing any underwear.  Because you never put the effing laundry in the dryer like I've asked you to do over 1000 times.

- Babe, I'm so hot right now.  I asked you to call about the A/C like 3 months ago.

- I just took all of my clothes off.  And then separated them into lights and darks.

 

This youth tee fits like a soft, well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton highlighting Funny Parent Gifts exclusive humorous designs on both the front and back of this comfortable, Bella + Canvas 3001Y short-sleeved t-shirt for kids.

Points of Measurement (inches)       YS         YM         YL

Body Width -                                   15 1/4    16 1/4    17 1/4
Body Length -                                 20 7/8     22 1/8    23 3/8


Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

Fabrication:
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Neon Colors and Heather: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly

 

REST ASSURED THAT YOU ARE BUYING ETHICALLY!

All printing is done by manufacturers in the USA.  Bella + Canvas is WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) accredited.  WRAP is a globally recognized, independent 3rd party certifying body whose mission is to promote ethical, humane and lawful conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Companies accepted into the WRAP organization go through an extensive application process in which manufacturing facilities, working environments, and worker's rights are inspected and approved by the WRAP association. WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.

Size
Color
White
Athletic Heather Gray
Neon Yellow
Berry Pink
Red
$28.99
Maximum quantity available reached.