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Inside I'm a Dire Wolf Dog Bowls

Product Description

For Game of Thrones fans and their pet wanna-be dire wolves!

Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee.

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.

Q: What do canines watch to learn about the dog-eat-dog world?
A: Game of Bones. 

 

Unleash your dog's inner beast every time he chows down with a Funny Parent Gifts exclusive design that gives a ferocious reminder of his powerful wolf ancestors.

Product Specifications:

  • Large: 24 inch circumference, 3.35 inch depth
  • Smallish-Medium: 19.5 inch circumference, 2.5 inch depth
  • 100% ceramic
  • microwave and dishwasher safe

Don't forget to check out our matching Pet Bandanna, our Dire Wolf dog t-shirt, and for the human pup in the family, our matching child's Dire Wolf t-shirt!

Size
$19.88
Maximum quantity available reached.