{"id":1482913415250,"title":"Doggie Dammit Doll","handle":"doggie-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/dog-math_large.jpg?v=1535144647\" alt=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMaybe you have a dog next door with a non-stop, ear-drum shattering bark, or maybe your own pooch has doggie frustrations that he needs to take out, or maybe you have a cat who would like a dog to beat up on. Well, at Funny Parent Gifts, we’re here to help with our Doggie Dammit Doll!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect unique, funny gift for dog lovers and owners, birthdays, Christmas, or holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #2b00ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/pandemic-coronavirus-covid-19-dammit-doll\" title=\"Pandemic\/Covid Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePandemic\/Covid Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on front of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDammit Pets is here to remind you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat no stress is unbeatable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf cuddling with your furry friend,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust doesn't cut it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eGrasp this doll and slam it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLet that stuffing fly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd yell \"Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNo Animals were harmed in the\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003emaking of this doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-24T15:53:24-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-24T15:59:05-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"Pets","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1987,"price_min":1987,"price_max":1987,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12886525608018,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Doggie Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default 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Doll","id":20166474793146,"position":3,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":500,"width":500,"src":"\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/dammit-dolls-pets-doggie-dammit-doll-23223137140922.jpg?v=1614171624"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":500,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/dammit-dolls-pets-doggie-dammit-doll-23223137140922.jpg?v=1614171624","width":500}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/dog-math_large.jpg?v=1535144647\" alt=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMaybe you have a dog next door with a non-stop, ear-drum shattering bark, or maybe your own pooch has doggie frustrations that he needs to take out, or maybe you have a cat who would like a dog to beat up on. Well, at Funny Parent Gifts, we’re here to help with our Doggie Dammit Doll!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect unique, funny gift for dog lovers and owners, birthdays, Christmas, or holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #2b00ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/pandemic-coronavirus-covid-19-dammit-doll\" title=\"Pandemic\/Covid Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePandemic\/Covid Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on front of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDammit Pets is here to remind you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat no stress is unbeatable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf cuddling with your furry friend,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust doesn't cut it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eGrasp this doll and slam it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLet that stuffing fly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd yell \"Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNo Animals were harmed in the\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003emaking of this doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}