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Throw Pillow Covers - Animal Humor Style - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

18 Inch Square Throw Pillows - Off-Beat Animal Humor Style

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"Give us this day our daily worm."- Birds of pray   Display your sophisticated sense of humor with these hilarious pillows that may take a second or two to "get" before deciding that they (and you) are positively brilliant. Product Features: Linen pillow covers 18 inches square Available Pillows: "I Love You This Much" T-Rex with tiny arms "I...

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My Children Are Making Memories\/Being Assholes\" spun polyester throw pillows that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your walls, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creations, we also offer it on our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/products\/pardon-the-mess-tea-dish-towel\" title=\"Pardon the Mess, My Children Are Making Memories cotton dish towel\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ecotton twill dish towel\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor these\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/pardon-the-mess-canvas-wraps\" title=\"Pardon the Mess, My Children Are Making Memories canvas wrap prints\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ecanvas wrap prints\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParenting math:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eParenting is 80% making empty threats \u0026amp; 20% picking up miniature toys on the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e90% of parenting is just walking around yelling \"WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES? 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Pardon The Mess, My Children Are Making Memories Throw Pillows - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Pardon The Mess, My Children Are Making Memories Throw Pillows

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Insert some decorative humor into your toy and crumb-strewn home with our "Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories/Being Assholes" spun polyester throw pillows that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room. If you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your walls, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creat...

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Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories Canvas Wrap Prints - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories Canvas Wrap Prints

$17.88

Insert some decorative humor into your toy and crumb-strewn home with our "Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories/Being Assholes" canvas wrap prints that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room. If you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your furniture, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creations, ...

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The Perfect Gift for Both Parents

It’s hard enough finding the right gift for one parent but for those occasions where you have to purchase a gift that fits both parents? You might as well attempt to solve world peace while you’re at it.

Not to worry! At Funny Parent Gifts, we’ve got your back. There are many things that parents have in common: Sleep deprivation, high stress, love-filled moments to be celebrated, sleep deprivation…

Did we mention sleep deprivation?

Help the super-parents in your life recoup with some ‘us-time’ to help them remember why they started the parenting journey in the first place, and how many people they have in their corner who care about them. Our assortment of funny gifts for parents will surely be a hit for the whole family to laugh over.

How about a personalized gift with a sentiment of your choosing? Feel free to use one of our ideas or craft one of your own:

  • “Sour grapes make bad whine”

  • “Wine a bit. You’ll feel better.”

  • “Peace, love, & liquid sunshine”

  • "Carpe Vinum - Wine Diva"

  • "Nunc Est Bibendum"  (Now we must drink.)

  • "In Vino Veritas"  (In wine there is truth.)

  • “Aqua Vitae (Water of Life)”

(Thank you, Latin.)

We offer personalized beer mugs, jugs, and gunmetal growlers with matching beer steins, white or red wine glasses and decanters, pitchers, and leatherette wine totes. Whether you’re shopping for mother’s day gifts or father’s day gifts, Funny Parent Gifts has some of the best gifts for parents that are sure to resonate strongly with them. After all, they’re your parents! 

To add to the stressed out parent’s décor, we offer our tongue-in-cheek “Pardon the Mess. Our Children are Making Memories” sentiment on a throw pillow, dish towel, or canvas wrap print.

To help that power nap really count, our “Go Ask Your Mom” and “Go Ask Your Dad” sleep masks make it clear that power naps are not to be disturbed. Unless there is blood. Or smoke. Or a cop pounding at the door.

Speaking of troublesome teenagers, our Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll or Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll might just be the ticket to safely venting some parental frustration. They make the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer!