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My Children Are Making Memories\/Being Assholes\" spun polyester throw pillows that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your walls, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creations, we also offer it on our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/products\/pardon-the-mess-tea-dish-towel\" title=\"Pardon the Mess, My Children Are Making Memories cotton dish towel\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ecotton twill dish towel\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor these\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/pardon-the-mess-canvas-wraps\" title=\"Pardon the Mess, My Children Are Making Memories canvas wrap prints\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ecanvas wrap prints\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParenting math:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eParenting is 80% making empty threats \u0026amp; 20% picking up miniature toys on the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e90% of parenting is just walking around yelling \"WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES? WE'RE ALREADY LATE! FIND YOUR SHOES!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e88% of parenting is saying \"it's bedtime\" 150 times between 8:00 and 9:00 every night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eParenting is 50% love, 10% lies, 10% yelling and 30% unclogging toilets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}

Pardon The Mess, My Children Are Making Memories Throw Pillows

Product Description

Insert some decorative humor into your toy and crumb-strewn home with our "Pardon the Mess. My Children Are Making Memories/Being Assholes" spun polyester throw pillows that come in a large array of sizes to fit any room.

If you would rather include this mantra in the kitchen or on your walls, as a proud proclamation of your little angel's creations, we also offer it on our cotton twill dish towel or these canvas wrap prints.

 

Parenting math:

Parenting is 80% making empty threats & 20% picking up miniature toys on the floor.

90% of parenting is just walking around yelling "WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES? WE'RE ALREADY LATE! FIND YOUR SHOES!"

88% of parenting is saying "it's bedtime" 150 times between 8:00 and 9:00 every night.

Parenting is 50% love, 10% lies, 10% yelling and 30% unclogging toilets.

 

Size
$15.88
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