Funny Parent Gifts - Because you haven't been in a situation this desperate for humor since your awkward teens.

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The high stitch density jersey knit and 30 singles thread width, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and seamed collar with tear-away tag create that extra touch of comfort. The semi-fitted design, that is more shaped to the body without being closely adhered, will flatter most silhouettes. 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But I'm slowly getting over it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI also have a fear of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#groan\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis super soft, superior quality, short-sleeved pocket t-shirt highlights Funny Parent Gifts exclusive designs on both the front and the back of this comfortable, lightweight, 100% cotton, Anvil 980 t-shirt for men.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYou can only purchase these designs from Funny Parent Gifts, where you can choose to wear them on this short-sleeved shirt, or a\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/best-dad-because-im-the-coolest-long-sleeved-t-shirt\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" title=\"Best Dad, Because I'm Cool long-sleeved pocket t-shirt for men\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003elong-sleeved pocket shirt\u003c\/a\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor enjoy them while sipping \u003cspan\u003eyour \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/best-dad-mug\" title=\"Best Dad, Because I'm Cool 11 oz and 15 oz mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003efavorite hot beverage in an 11 oz or 15 oz mug\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer a\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/best-dad-because-im-cool-tote-bags\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Best Dad, Because I'm Cool Tote Bags\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest Dad, Because I'm Cool tote bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003efor the Dad on the go!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eREST ASSURED THAT YOU ARE BUYING ETHICALLY!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeeting certification for the Oeko-Tex Standard 100, this shirt has been examined at all stages of the manufacturing process to ensure that all chemicals and procedures utilized meet strict standards that keep consumers safe and healthy. 100% combed and ring spun cotton has been preshrunk to ensure that the tubular construction of this shirt remains intact and true to size. The high stitch density jersey knit and 30 singles thread width, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and seamed collar with tear-away tag create that extra touch of comfort. The semi-fitted design, that is more shaped to the body without being closely adhered, will flatter most silhouettes. For fabric that feels barely-there, the 4.5 oz\/yd weight of this tee will keep you breezing through life all summer long.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll printing is done by manufacturers in the USA.  Anvil yarns use US cotton and are spun in yarn spinning plants in the USA.  They are then sent to Anvil's textile facilities in Honduras and the Dominican Republic to be knit, dyed, finished and cut into fabric parts for sewing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnvil is a SEDEX (Supplier Ethical Data Exchange) member and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) accredited.  WRAP is a globally recognized, independent 3rd party certifying body whose mission is to promote ethical, humane and lawful conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Companies accepted into the WRAP organization go through an extensive application process in which manufacturing facilities, working environments, and worker's rights are inspected and approved by the WRAP association. WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Best Dad, Because I'm the Coolest Short-Sleeved T-Shirt for Men

Product Description
#dadjokes
I have a fear of speed-bumps. But I'm slowly getting over it.
I also have a fear of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.
#groan

 

This super soft, superior quality, short-sleeved pocket t-shirt highlights Funny Parent Gifts exclusive designs on both the front and the back of this comfortable, lightweight, 100% cotton, Anvil 980 t-shirt for men.

You can only purchase these designs from Funny Parent Gifts, where you can choose to wear them on this short-sleeved shirt, or a long-sleeved pocket shirt, or enjoy them while sipping your favorite hot beverage in an 11 oz or 15 oz mugWe also offer a Best Dad, Because I'm Cool tote bag for the Dad on the go!

REST ASSURED THAT YOU ARE BUYING ETHICALLY!

Meeting certification for the Oeko-Tex Standard 100, this shirt has been examined at all stages of the manufacturing process to ensure that all chemicals and procedures utilized meet strict standards that keep consumers safe and healthy. 100% combed and ring spun cotton has been preshrunk to ensure that the tubular construction of this shirt remains intact and true to size. The high stitch density jersey knit and 30 singles thread width, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and seamed collar with tear-away tag create that extra touch of comfort. The semi-fitted design, that is more shaped to the body without being closely adhered, will flatter most silhouettes. For fabric that feels barely-there, the 4.5 oz/yd weight of this tee will keep you breezing through life all summer long.

All printing is done by manufacturers in the USA.  Anvil yarns use US cotton and are spun in yarn spinning plants in the USA.  They are then sent to Anvil's textile facilities in Honduras and the Dominican Republic to be knit, dyed, finished and cut into fabric parts for sewing.

Anvil is a SEDEX (Supplier Ethical Data Exchange) member and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) accredited.  WRAP is a globally recognized, independent 3rd party certifying body whose mission is to promote ethical, humane and lawful conditions and practices in all manufacturing facilities. Companies accepted into the WRAP organization go through an extensive application process in which manufacturing facilities, working environments, and worker's rights are inspected and approved by the WRAP association. WRAP certifications are awarded based upon both internationally and nationally accepted humane workplace standards, local laws, and ethical manufacturing regulations.

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Cranberry Maroon
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