Funny Parent Gifts - Because you haven't been in a situation this desperate for humor since your awkward teens.

{"id":1482913415250,"title":"Doggie Dammit Doll","handle":"doggie-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/dog-math_large.jpg?v=1535144647\" alt=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMaybe you have a dog next door with a non-stop, ear-drum shattering bark, or maybe your own pooch has doggie frustrations that he needs to take out, or maybe you have a cat who would like a dog to beat up on. 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Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca 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Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on front of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDammit Pets is here to remind you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat no stress is unbeatable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf cuddling with your furry friend,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust doesn't cut it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eGrasp this doll and slam it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLet that stuffing fly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd yell \"Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNo Animals were harmed in the\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003emaking of this doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}

Doggie Dammit Doll

Product Description

 Doggie Dammit Doll

 

Maybe you have a dog next door with a non-stop, ear-drum shattering bark, or maybe your own pooch has doggie frustrations that he needs to take out, or maybe you have a cat who would like a dog to beat up on. Well, at Funny Parent Gifts, we’re here to help with our Doggie Dammit Doll!

Product Details:

  • Limited Edition Dammit Doll
  • Handmade
  • 12" tall
  • Polyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing
  • Safe for Ages 3+

 

We carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!

 

Poem on front of doll:
Dammit Pets is here to remind you,
That no stress is unbeatable,
If cuddling with your furry friend,
Just doesn't cut it,
Grasp this doll and slam it!
Let that stuffing fly
And yell "Dammit!"
 
No Animals were harmed in the
making of this doll.
$17.87
Maximum quantity available reached.