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Go Ask Your Dad Mom Sleep Masks

Go Ask Your Dad, Go Ask Your Mom Sleep Masks

$17.50

Go Ask Your Dad: Black Embroidery Lettering, Light Pink Satin Go Ask Your Mom: Soft Silver Thread Embroidery, Cobalt Blue Satin Handmade Includes Travel Storage Bag Made in the USA Make it clear who is in charge while you recharge with this beautiful, light and kid-blocking, sleep mask. Pair with our ear plugs to ensure that your rest is not ...

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Frida Kahlo Lashes And Roses Sleep Mask

Frida Kahlo Lashes and Roses Sleep Mask

$17.50

#EyebrowsOnFleek   Inspired by the vibrant Frida Kahlo, this satin eye mask is embroidered with black eyelashes and iconic eyebrows. Embellished with felt roses of various colors. Perfect gift for any Frida enthusiast (or mom who wants to scare away her kids while she's napping). Champagne Satin Black Embroidery Felt Rose and Leaves Embellishm...


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Mom and Dad keep harping on him, homework is endless, girls are confusing, and it's hard to see through all of the cracks on his cell phone screen. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Too Cool for Skool Son to know that he's not all alone in this unforgiving world with his very own Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Too Kool For Skool Son Dammit Doll

Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll

$17.87

You can smell him coming a mile away, mostly because he's wearing whatever was on the top of the largest pile of dirty laundry in his room but also because he's becoming a man and now has manly arm pits and a manly digestive system. At Funny Parent Gifts, we understand how teaching him common sense feels like pounding mashed potatoes into concr...


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{"id":1481335898194,"title":"Tired As A Mother Sleep Mask","handle":"tired-as-a-mother-sleep-mask","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"YES! I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLuxury Handcrafted Sleep Eye Mask that's perfect for new moms, Mother's Day or any time Mom needs some time to recharge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/take-a-decent-nap-and-be-gorgeous-earplugs\" title=\"Take A Decent Nap and Be Gorgeous Ear Plugs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ePair with our ear plugs\u003c\/a\u003e to ensure that your rest is not interrupted by barking dogs or rap music or the sound of your SO asking the kids where Mom usually keeps the band-aids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Satin Front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Pink and Metallic Gold Embroidery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeminine Floral Cotton Lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes Travel Storage Bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-20T15:02:16-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-20T15:24:00-05:00","vendor":"The Sleepy Cottage","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Utility"],"price":1750,"price_min":1750,"price_max":1750,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12866445181010,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Tired As A Mother Sleep Mask","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1750,"weight":136,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":5,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/IMG_0328_225.jpg?v=1534796950","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/tired-as-a-mother-sleep-mask_562.jpg?v=1534796950","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/tired-as-a-mother-sleep-mask-back_979.jpg?v=1534796950","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/IMG_0340_166.jpg?v=1534798192"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/IMG_0328_225.jpg?v=1534796950","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\"YES! I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLuxury Handcrafted Sleep Eye Mask that's perfect for new moms, Mother's Day or any time Mom needs some time to recharge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/take-a-decent-nap-and-be-gorgeous-earplugs\" title=\"Take A Decent Nap and Be Gorgeous Ear Plugs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ePair with our ear plugs\u003c\/a\u003e to ensure that your rest is not interrupted by barking dogs or rap music or the sound of your SO asking the kids where Mom usually keeps the band-aids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Satin Front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Pink and Metallic Gold Embroidery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeminine Floral Cotton Lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes Travel Storage Bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Tired As A Mother Sleep Mask

Tired As A Mother Sleep Mask

$17.50

"YES! I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are alive. Say thank you. Now say I'm pretty."   Luxury Handcrafted Sleep Eye Mask that's perfect for new moms, Mother's Day or any time Mom needs some time to recharge. Pair with our ear plugs to ensure that your rest is not interrupted by barking dogs or rap music or the sou...


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{"id":1482512891986,"title":"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll","handle":"husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/anniversary-password_medium.jpg?v=1535059656\" alt=\"President Trump\/Boss\/Husband\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this Dammit Doll fit your needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-23T15:58:51-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-23T16:34:02-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1787,"price_min":1787,"price_max":1787,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12885107146834,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1787,"weight":136,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":12,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-front_183.jpg?v=1535060337","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-back_787.jpg?v=1535060337","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/adult-dammit-doll-moment_0700cc29-cd4b-44a3-8196-7072257ea9a9.jpg?v=1535215916"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/trump-dammit-doll-front_183.jpg?v=1535060337","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/anniversary-password_medium.jpg?v=1535059656\" alt=\"President Trump\/Boss\/Husband\/Dad Dammit Doll\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this Dammit Doll fit your needs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-kids-that-have-everything\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoem on back of doll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhenever things don't go so well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHere's a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThat you can't do without.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYell \"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}
Husband/president Trump/boss/dad Dammit Doll

Husband/President Trump/Boss/Dad Dammit Doll

$17.87

  Our supplier doesn't offer a Husband, Boss, or Dad Dammit Doll (we assume it's because their Production Department wouldn't be able to keep up with demand) so this is the best that we can offer. Yes, we realize it looks an awful lot like President Donald Trump, but if you squint hard, and maybe add a mustache with a Sharpie, you can make this...


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{"id":1482127442002,"title":"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll","handle":"drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/ryan-reynolds-daughter-tweets_large.jpg?v=1534950515\" alt=\"Ryan Reynolds Tweets\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"538\" height=\"323\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSome day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a Drama Queen Daughter needs one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOr maybe your Drama Queen could use her own Dammit Doll. Homework is never ending, boys make no sense, and parents are beyond embarrassing. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Drama Queen to know that she's not all alone in this unforgiving world with her own Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-22T09:50:11-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-22T10:14:42-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1787,"price_min":1787,"price_max":1787,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12882616877138,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1787,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-front_591.jpg?v=1534950910","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-back_566.jpg?v=1534950910","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-moment.jpg?v=1535215894"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/drama-queen-dammit-doll-front_591.jpg?v=1534950910","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/ryan-reynolds-daughter-tweets_large.jpg?v=1534950515\" alt=\"Ryan Reynolds Tweets\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"538\" height=\"323\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSome day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a Drama Queen Daughter needs one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOr maybe your Drama Queen could use her own Dammit Doll. Homework is never ending, boys make no sense, and parents are beyond embarrassing. Life as a teen in the 21st century is difficult. Help your Drama Queen to know that she's not all alone in this unforgiving world with her own Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll\" title=\"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eSuper Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll

Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll

$17.87

  Some day she will be your best friend but right now, her high drama is driving you nuts. We're here to help you get through this stage with your sanity and relationship intact. Our Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll is sturdy, perfectly sized, and won't talk back or give you a death-glare when you unleash your frustration. Every parent with a D...


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{"id":1482113646674,"title":"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll","handle":"super-mom-overbearing-boss-dammit-doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/youth-fading-mom_large.jpeg?v=1534948577\" alt=\"Super Mom\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"370\" height=\"338\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eC'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your life hell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWell come over here, darlin', and rest your weary head on our Funny Parent Gifts shoulder. Then take out your frustrations on our sturdy, perfectly sized, she-can-take-it, Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-22T09:07:19-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-22T09:43:17-05:00","vendor":"Dammit Dolls","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":1787,"price_min":1787,"price_max":1787,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12882282184786,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1787,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll-front_717.jpg?v=1535215683","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll-back_230.jpg?v=1535215675","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dammit-mom-moment.gif?v=1535215954"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/super-mom-dammit-doll-front_717.jpg?v=1535215683","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/youth-fading-mom_large.jpeg?v=1534948577\" alt=\"Super Mom\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"370\" height=\"338\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eC'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your life hell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWell come over here, darlin', and rest your weary head on our Funny Parent Gifts shoulder. Then take out your frustrations on our sturdy, perfectly sized, she-can-take-it, Super Mom\/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-detail-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLimited Edition Dammit Doll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e12\" tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe carry lots of Dammit Dolls to help you achieve your Zen. Check 'em out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/husband-president-trump-boss-dad-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Husband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eHusband\/President Trump\/Boss\/Dad Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/drama-queen-daughter-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDrama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/too-cool-for-skool-son-dammit-doll\" title=\"Too Cool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eToo Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\/products\/kitty-cat-dammit-doll\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Kitty Cat Dammit Doll\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eKitty-Cat Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dog-lovers\/products\/doggie-dammit-doll\" title=\"Doggie Dammit Doll\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eDoggie Dammit Doll\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Super Mom/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll

Super Mom/Overbearing Boss Dammit Doll

$17.87

  C'mon, moms, we all know her. Maybe she exists in your head as an impossible ideal. Or maybe she's a real person who appears to effortlessly balance family and career while chairing the PTA in her spare time with her toned abs and flawless complexion. Or maybe she micromanages your every decision at work. It doesn't matter. She makes your lif...


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{"id":1481833578578,"title":"Bollywood Starlet Sleep Mask","handle":"bollywood-starlet-sleep-mask","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/motherhood-tired_medium.jpg?v=1534879357\" alt=\"Motherhood\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLook like a starlet while you get your beauty rest. We've heard from reliable inside sources that this is exactly (probably) what Angelina Jolie wears when she's napping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMask Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYellow Duchess Satin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLuxurious Fringed Bright Pink Eyelashes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTravel Storage Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/take-a-decent-nap-and-be-gorgeous-earplugs\" title=\"Take A Decent Nap and Be Gorgeous Ear Plugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ePair with our ear plugs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eto ensure that your rest is not interrupted by barking dogs or rap music or the sound of your SO asking the kids where Mom usually keeps the band-aids.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-08-21T14:13:40-05:00","created_at":"2018-08-21T14:29:29-05:00","vendor":"The Sleepy Cottage","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Utility"],"price":1750,"price_min":1750,"price_max":1750,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12877563035730,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Bollywood Starlet Sleep Mask","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1750,"weight":136,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":6,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/IMG_0337_784.jpg?v=1534879883","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/bollywood-sleep-mask-front_667.jpg?v=1534879883","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/Bollywood-sleep-mask-and-ear-plugs_640.jpg?v=1534879883"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/IMG_0337_784.jpg?v=1534879883","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/files\/motherhood-tired_medium.jpg?v=1534879357\" alt=\"Motherhood\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLook like a starlet while you get your beauty rest. We've heard from reliable inside sources that this is exactly (probably) what Angelina Jolie wears when she's napping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMask Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYellow Duchess Satin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLuxurious Fringed Bright Pink Eyelashes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTravel Storage Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/take-a-decent-nap-and-be-gorgeous-earplugs\" title=\"Take A Decent Nap and Be Gorgeous Ear Plugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ePair with our ear plugs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eto ensure that your rest is not interrupted by barking dogs or rap music or the sound of your SO asking the kids where Mom usually keeps the band-aids.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Bollywood Starlet Sleep Mask

Bollywood Starlet Sleep Mask

$17.50

  Look like a starlet while you get your beauty rest. We've heard from reliable inside sources that this is exactly (probably) what Angelina Jolie wears when she's napping. Mask Features: Yellow Duchess Satin Luxurious Fringed Bright Pink Eyelashes Handmade Travel Storage Bag Made in the USA Pair with our ear plugs to ensure that your rest is...


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margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eLook gorgeous while you block out the noise of whatever your children are up to that you'd rather not know about until after your nap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eEarplug Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSilky Yellow Tassels\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDurable, Reusable Silicone Ear Plugs that are comfortable to wear and sized just for women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eUltra light weight gold filigree hardware that adds glam without taking away comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eBright Pink Bead Accent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHandy Acrylic Storage container that's perfect for on the go or in your nightstand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePairs well with our sleep masks:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/tired-as-a-mother-sleep-mask\" title=\"Tired As A Mother Sleep Mask\"\u003eTired as a Mother\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/bollywood-starlet-sleep-mask\" title=\"Bollywood Starlet Sleep Mask\"\u003eBollywood Starlet\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/go-ask-your-dad-go-ask-your-mom-sleep-masks\" title=\"Go Ask Your Dad Go Ask Your Mom Sleep Masks\"\u003eGo Ask Your Dad\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-mom\/products\/frida-kahlo-lashes-and-roses-sleep-mask\" title=\"Frida Kahlo Sleep Mask\"\u003eFrida Kahlo\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}
Take A Decent Nap And Be Gorgeous Earplugs

Take A Decent Nap And Be Gorgeous Earplugs

$16.00

  Look gorgeous while you block out the noise of whatever your children are up to that you'd rather not know about until after your nap. Earplug Features: Silky Yellow Tassels Durable, Reusable Silicone Ear Plugs that are comfortable to wear and sized just for women Ultra light weight gold filigree hardware that adds glam without taking away c...


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{"id":1382351241298,"title":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes","handle":"personalized-leatherette-wine-totes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/564x\/32\/11\/5d\/32115d4248dababa7150882a5a5b025b.jpg\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"307\" height=\"325\" alt=\"Wine Pairing In the Stone Age\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA refined gift for mom and dad that will be cherished for years, this personalized leatherette wine tote will have your custom message in a pyrographed leather look, evoking feelings of a rustic, old country setting. Choose from three leather-style colorways for your personalized leatherette wine tote gift. Made of simulated suede leather.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEASUREMENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e 5 1\/2\" x 14 1\/2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e Personalize your wine tote with 1 or 2 lines, up to 20 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-24T10:07:37-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-24T10:37:43-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Utility"],"price":2399,"price_min":2399,"price_max":2399,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12421546508370,"title":"Rawhide","option1":"Rawhide","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1363Rawhide","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3891460866130,"product_id":1382351241298,"position":1,"created_at":"2018-04-24T10:37:45-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:54-05:00","alt":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":1200,"height":1200,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/new-rawhide-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","variant_ids":[12421546508370]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Rawhide","public_title":"Rawhide","options":["Rawhide"],"price":2399,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""},{"id":12421546442834,"title":"Black","option1":"Black","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1363Black","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3891460931666,"product_id":1382351241298,"position":2,"created_at":"2018-04-24T10:37:47-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:54-05:00","alt":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":1200,"height":1200,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/black-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","variant_ids":[12421546442834]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Black","public_title":"Black","options":["Black"],"price":2399,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""},{"id":12421546475602,"title":"Tan","option1":"Tan","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1363Tan","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3891461095506,"product_id":1382351241298,"position":3,"created_at":"2018-04-24T10:37:49-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:54-05:00","alt":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":1200,"height":1200,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/tan-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","variant_ids":[12421546475602]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Tan","public_title":"Tan","options":["Tan"],"price":2399,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/new-rawhide-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/black-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/tan-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/rawhide-leatherette-wine-tote-closed.jpg?v=1527481134","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/rawhide-leatherette-wine-tote-empty.jpg?v=1527481134"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/new-rawhide-leatherette-wine-tote.jpg?v=1527481134","options":["Color"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/564x\/32\/11\/5d\/32115d4248dababa7150882a5a5b025b.jpg\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"307\" height=\"325\" alt=\"Wine Pairing In the Stone Age\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA refined gift for mom and dad that will be cherished for years, this personalized leatherette wine tote will have your custom message in a pyrographed leather look, evoking feelings of a rustic, old country setting. 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Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Personalized Leatherette Wine Totes

$23.99

  A refined gift for mom and dad that will be cherished for years, this personalized leatherette wine tote will have your custom message in a pyrographed leather look, evoking feelings of a rustic, old country setting. Choose from three leather-style colorways for your personalized leatherette wine tote gift. Made of simulated suede leather.MEA...

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{"id":1382065242194,"title":"Personalized Beer or Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses","handle":"personalized-wine-growler-jug-set-with-two-wine-glasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty wine glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"def-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"word\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=cenosillicaphobia\" name=\"4406978\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"meaning\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eFor those of you with cenosillicaphobia, we're here to help!  Our personalized Wine Growler or Jug comes alone or as a set with two 19 oz wine glasses. Securely carry 64 ounces of wine, beer, lemonade, hot cider or any other beverage from the fridge to the table or from the car to the picnic. This classic jug is personalized with detailed etching so we know exactly who it belongs to. Order with 2 over-sized 19 oz non-personalized wine glasses for the perfect gift set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e One 64 oz Jug and Two 19 oz Glasses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout. \u003cstrong\u003eWine glasses are not available for personalization with this set.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf beer is more your jam, we also offer\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\"\u003e25 oz beer mugs individually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor as\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ea set of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ewhich can be personalized and would go well with your new personalized beer growler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-23T14:02:56-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-23T14:23:33-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Price_$25 to 49.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":2299,"price_min":2299,"price_max":3999,"available":true,"price_varies":true,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12420435312722,"title":"With 2 wine glasses","option1":"With 2 wine glasses","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1099","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3890252087378,"product_id":1382065242194,"position":1,"created_at":"2018-04-23T14:23:36-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:57-05:00","alt":"Personalized Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":500,"height":500,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-with-2-wine-glasses.jpg?v=1527481137","variant_ids":[12420435312722]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Beer or Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - With 2 wine glasses","public_title":"With 2 wine glasses","options":["With 2 wine glasses"],"price":3999,"weight":3402,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""},{"id":12420435345490,"title":"Without wine glasses","option1":"Without wine glasses","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1092","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3890252152914,"product_id":1382065242194,"position":3,"created_at":"2018-04-23T14:23:38-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:57-05:00","alt":"Personalized Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":500,"height":500,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug.jpg?v=1527481137","variant_ids":[12420435345490]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Beer or Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Without wine glasses","public_title":"Without wine glasses","options":["Without wine glasses"],"price":2299,"weight":1814,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-with-2-wine-glasses.jpg?v=1527481137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-close-up.jpg?v=1527481137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug.jpg?v=1527481137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_growler.png?v=1527481137"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-with-2-wine-glasses.jpg?v=1527481137","options":["Variations"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty wine glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"def-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"word\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=cenosillicaphobia\" name=\"4406978\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"meaning\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eFor those of you with cenosillicaphobia, we're here to help!  Our personalized Wine Growler or Jug comes alone or as a set with two 19 oz wine glasses. Securely carry 64 ounces of wine, beer, lemonade, hot cider or any other beverage from the fridge to the table or from the car to the picnic. This classic jug is personalized with detailed etching so we know exactly who it belongs to. Order with 2 over-sized 19 oz non-personalized wine glasses for the perfect gift set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e One 64 oz Jug and Two 19 oz Glasses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout. \u003cstrong\u003eWine glasses are not available for personalization with this set.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf beer is more your jam, we also offer\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\"\u003e25 oz beer mugs individually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor as\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ea set of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ewhich can be personalized and would go well with your new personalized beer growler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Personalized Wine Growler/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Personalized Beer or Wine Growler/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses

$39.99

Cenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty wine glass.   For those of you with cenosillicaphobia, we're here to help!  Our personalized Wine Growler or Jug comes alone or as a set with two 19 oz wine glasses. Securely carry 64 ounces of wine, beer, lemonade, hot cider or any other beverage from the fridge to the table or from the car to the picn...

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{"id":1382054264914,"title":"Personalized 1 inch x 2 inch Silver Yo-Yo","handle":"personalized-silver-yo-yo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eQ:  What did the one yoyo say to the other yoyo when he saw him?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA:  Yo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eQ:  Why did the yoyo cross the street?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA:  Because it was walking the dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOld-school mischief in swanky silver plate. Can be personalized for a keepsake gift that's also fun.  Show your kids what life was like before the digital age and impress them with your smooth yo-yo moves.  Size: 1\"x 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-23T13:15:59-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-23T13:49:16-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Toys and Games"],"price":2399,"price_min":2399,"price_max":2399,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12420370202706,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC197","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized 1 inch x 2 inch Silver Yo-Yo","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2399,"weight":227,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/silver_yo_yo_personalized.jpg?v=1527481136"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/silver_yo_yo_personalized.jpg?v=1527481136","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eQ:  What did the one yoyo say to the other yoyo when he saw him?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA:  Yo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eQ:  Why did the yoyo cross the street?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA:  Because it was walking the dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOld-school mischief in swanky silver plate. Can be personalized for a keepsake gift that's also fun.  Show your kids what life was like before the digital age and impress them with your smooth yo-yo moves.  Size: 1\"x 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Personalized Silver Yo-Yo - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Personalized 1 inch x 2 inch Silver Yo-Yo

$23.99

Q:  What did the one yoyo say to the other yoyo when he saw him?A:  Yo. Q:  Why did the yoyo cross the street?A:  Because it was walking the dog.   Old-school mischief in swanky silver plate. Can be personalized for a keepsake gift that's also fun.  Show your kids what life was like before the digital age and impress them with your smooth yo-yo ...


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{"id":1368526782546,"title":"Personalized Custom Engraved 16 oz Red Wine Glass","handle":"16-oz-personalized-red-wine-glass","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eQ:  How was the Roman Empire cut in half?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:  With a pair of Caesars.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis sparkling wine goblet is traditional, yet elegant, and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion. Holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite red wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-wine-glass-gifts-for-mom\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Personalized white wine glasses\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eWHITE wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line and design the message to match the recipient’s unique personality. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization Ideas, thanks to Latin:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Carpe Vinum - Wine Diva\"  (as pictured)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Nunc Est Bibendum\"  (Now we must drink.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"In Vino Veritas\"  (In wine there is truth.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Aqua Vitae\"  (Water of life.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-18T14:16:18-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-18T16:05:09-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":1799,"price_min":1799,"price_max":1799,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12384550846546,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC409","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized Custom Engraved 16 oz Red Wine Glass","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1799,"weight":1134,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/red_wine_glass_personalized.jpg?v=1538686489","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/sour-grapes-red-wine-glass.jpg?v=1538686498"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/red_wine_glass_personalized.jpg?v=1538686489","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cstrong\u003eQ:  How was the Roman Empire cut in half?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:  With a pair of Caesars.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis sparkling wine goblet is traditional, yet elegant, and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion. Holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite red wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-wine-glass-gifts-for-mom\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Personalized white wine glasses\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eWHITE wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line and design the message to match the recipient’s unique personality. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization Ideas, thanks to Latin:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Carpe Vinum - Wine Diva\"  (as pictured)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Nunc Est Bibendum\"  (Now we must drink.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"In Vino Veritas\"  (In wine there is truth.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Aqua Vitae\"  (Water of life.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}
Custom Engraved Red Wine Glass

Personalized Custom Engraved 16 oz Red Wine Glass

$17.99

Q:  How was the Roman Empire cut in half?A:  With a pair of Caesars.   This sparkling wine goblet is traditional, yet elegant, and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion. Holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite red wine. We also offer custom engraved WHITE wine glasses!PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 2 line...


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{"id":1322117791826,"title":"Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug","handle":"25-oz-personalized-beer-mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis beer mug, classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom, holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs in \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Set of 5 Personalized Beer Mugs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e as well as this\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher\" title=\"Personalized 60 oz glass pitcher\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003epersonalized 60 oz glass pitcher\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WhiskeysHealthBenefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"All right, son.\" asked the father, \"what does that show you?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-05T11:15:40-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-05T11:59:35-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Glassware","Type_Mugs"],"price":2499,"price_min":2499,"price_max":2499,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12241323425874,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Number: GC117","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2499,"weight":1588,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_mug_personalized.jpg?v=1533916521"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_mug_personalized.jpg?v=1533916521","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis beer mug, classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom, holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs in \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Set of 5 Personalized Beer Mugs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e as well as this\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher\" title=\"Personalized 60 oz glass pitcher\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003epersonalized 60 oz glass pitcher\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WhiskeysHealthBenefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"All right, son.\" asked the father, \"what does that show you?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug - Funny Parent Gifts

Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug

$24.99

This beer mug, classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom, holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage. PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the "Order Notes" during checkout. To round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs in sets ...


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{"id":1322210099282,"title":"Personalized Custom Engraved 19 oz White Wine Glass","handle":"personalized-wine-glass-gifts-for-mom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e This white wine glass is traditional, yet elegant and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion.  Holds up to 19 ounces of your favorite wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/16-oz-personalized-red-wine-glass\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"16 oz personalized red wine glasses\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eRED wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WineJokes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- What did the grape say when it was crushed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing, it just let out a little wine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-05T11:15:40-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-05T17:00:49-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":1799,"price_min":1799,"price_max":1799,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12242118770770,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Number: GC408","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized Custom Engraved 19 oz White Wine Glass","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1799,"weight":1134,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dunckley_glass_mamajuice_final.jpg?v=1527481136","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dunckley_glass_papajuice_final.jpg?v=1527481136"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dunckley_glass_mamajuice_final.jpg?v=1527481136","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e This white wine glass is traditional, yet elegant and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion.  Holds up to 19 ounces of your favorite wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/16-oz-personalized-red-wine-glass\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"16 oz personalized red wine glasses\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eRED wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WineJokes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- What did the grape say when it was crushed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing, it just let out a little wine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Personalized White Wine Glass - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Personalized Custom Engraved 19 oz White Wine Glass

$17.99

 This white wine glass is traditional, yet elegant and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion.  Holds up to 19 ounces of your favorite wine. We also offer custom engraved RED wine glasses.PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the "Order Notes" du...


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