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Buck Teeth Billy Bob Pacifier for Babies

Product Description

 

A silicone big teeth pacifier for babies with big hearts and smiles.

Food-grade silicone is even better than BPA-free plastic.  It is a non-toxic polymer that can withstand heating and freezing without leaching or off-gassing hazardous chemicals. It is also odor and stain resistant, hypoallergenic, and because of it’s smooth surface, very easy to clean. It is the perfect material for eco-friendly and non-toxic baby products.


Pacifier Rules:

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

$8.99
Maximum quantity available reached.