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{"id":1367735107666,"title":"Personalized 60 oz. Glass Pitcher","handle":"personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePerfect heavy duty pitcher for Guinness, lemonade, beer, margaritas and more. Holds 60 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEASUREMENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e* 8 3\/4\" Tall\u003cbr\u003e* 5 1\/2 top diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 4 1\/2 bottom diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 6\" max diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e You can choose your own \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e3 lines of text, up to 6 characters per line  Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eindividually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor in\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#RealMenDrinkRealBeer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Why don't you order a Guinness?\" his colleagues ask.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-18T11:31:03-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-18T12:15:09-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$25 to 49.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":2999,"price_min":2999,"price_max":2999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12382862147666,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1268","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized 60 oz. 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Holds 60 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEASUREMENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e* 8 3\/4\" Tall\u003cbr\u003e* 5 1\/2 top diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 4 1\/2 bottom diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 6\" max diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e You can choose your own \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e3 lines of text, up to 6 characters per line  Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eindividually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor in\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#RealMenDrinkRealBeer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Why don't you order a Guinness?\" his colleagues ask.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Personalized 60 oz. Glass Pitcher

Product Description

Perfect heavy duty pitcher for Guinness, lemonade, beer, margaritas and more. Holds 60 oz.

MEASUREMENTS: 

* 8 3/4" Tall
* 5 1/2 top diameter
* 4 1/2 bottom diameter
* 6" max diameter

PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 3 lines of text, up to 6 characters per line  Specify your desired text in the "Order Notes" during checkout.

To round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs individually or in sets of 5.

 

#RealMenDrinkRealBeer

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke.

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

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