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{"id":1322117791826,"title":"Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug","handle":"25-oz-personalized-beer-mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis beer mug, classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom, holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs in \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Set of 5 Personalized Beer Mugs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e as well as this\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher\" title=\"Personalized 60 oz glass pitcher\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003epersonalized 60 oz glass pitcher\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WhiskeysHealthBenefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"All right, son.\" asked the father, \"what does that show you?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-05T11:15:40-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-05T11:59:35-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Glassware","Type_Mugs"],"price":2499,"price_min":2499,"price_max":2499,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12241323425874,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Number: GC117","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2499,"weight":1588,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_mug_personalized.jpg?v=1533916521"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_mug_personalized.jpg?v=1533916521","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis beer mug, classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom, holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs in \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-dad\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Set of 5 Personalized Beer Mugs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e as well as this\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher\" title=\"Personalized 60 oz glass pitcher\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003epersonalized 60 oz glass pitcher\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WhiskeysHealthBenefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"All right, son.\" asked the father, \"what does that show you?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug - Funny Parent Gifts

Personalized 25 oz Beer Mug

$24.99

This beer mug, classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom, holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage. PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the "Order Notes" during checkout. To round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs in sets ...


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{"id":1322109403218,"title":"Set of Five 25 oz Personalized Beer Mugs","handle":"set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKing of the Hill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nHank: \"Bobby, you're 12 years old and you were caught drinking a beer.\"\u003cbr\u003eBobby Hill: \"But I didn't even like it.\"\u003cbr\u003eHank: \"Ok, now you're just trying to get me mad.\" \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis set of 5 Mugs is classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom. Each mug holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line.  All 5 mugs can be personalized differently.  Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe also offer \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003epersonalized 25 oz beer mugs individually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eas well as this\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"personalized 60 oz glass pitcher\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003epersonalized 60 oz glass pitcher\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-05T11:15:40-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-05T11:34:09-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$50+","Type_Glassware","Type_Mugs"],"price":11999,"price_min":11999,"price_max":11999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12241263362130,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Number: GC117X5","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Set of Five 25 oz Personalized Beer Mugs","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":11999,"weight":3402,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_mug_set.jpg?v=1527481141"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_mug_set.jpg?v=1527481141","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKing of the Hill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nHank: \"Bobby, you're 12 years old and you were caught drinking a beer.\"\u003cbr\u003eBobby Hill: \"But I didn't even like it.\"\u003cbr\u003eHank: \"Ok, now you're just trying to get me mad.\" \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis set of 5 Mugs is classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom. Each mug holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line.  All 5 mugs can be personalized differently.  Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe also offer \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003epersonalized 25 oz beer mugs individually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eas well as this\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"personalized 60 oz glass pitcher\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003epersonalized 60 oz glass pitcher\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Set of Five 25 oz Personalized Beer Mugs - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Set of Five 25 oz Personalized Beer Mugs

$119.99

King of the Hill Hank: "Bobby, you're 12 years old and you were caught drinking a beer."Bobby Hill: "But I didn't even like it."Hank: "Ok, now you're just trying to get me mad."    This set of 5 Mugs is classically styled with a comfortable handle and weighty bottom. Each mug holds 25 fluid ounces of your favorite beverage.PERSONALIZATION: You c...


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{"id":1382192349266,"title":"Bormioli Rocco Loto Wine Decanter with stopper and 2 Stemless Wine Glass Set","handle":"bormioli-rocco-loto-wine-decanter-with-stopper-and-2-stemless-wine-glass-set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/564x\/36\/5a\/8a\/365a8af55b04567589b1afdd53a63c8f.jpg\" alt=\"This fits someone i know so well lol\" width=\"307\" height=\"307\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Wine a little, laugh a lot\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYour vintage of choice will look refined and delectable within the confines of this Bormioli Rocco Loto wine decanter set, complete with matching customizable glasses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e* Made in Italy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e* Dishwasher Safe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eComes with 2 personalized stemless wine glasses \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter is 1.5L, 42 oz;  Stemless Wine Glasses are approx. 4” W x 5” H and hold 19 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e Personalize the wine glasses with 1 or 2 lines, up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-23T21:46:17-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-23T22:11:16-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$25 to 49.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":4999,"price_min":4999,"price_max":4999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12420952588370,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: gc1599","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Bormioli Rocco Loto Wine Decanter with stopper and 2 Stemless Wine Glass Set","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":4999,"weight":2268,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/bormioli-rocco-loto-wine-decanter-with-stopper-and-2-stemless-wine-glass-set_personalized.jpg?v=1527481068"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/bormioli-rocco-loto-wine-decanter-with-stopper-and-2-stemless-wine-glass-set_personalized.jpg?v=1527481068","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/564x\/36\/5a\/8a\/365a8af55b04567589b1afdd53a63c8f.jpg\" alt=\"This fits someone i know so well lol\" width=\"307\" height=\"307\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Wine a little, laugh a lot\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYour vintage of choice will look refined and delectable within the confines of this Bormioli Rocco Loto wine decanter set, complete with matching customizable glasses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e* Made in Italy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e* Dishwasher Safe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eComes with 2 personalized stemless wine glasses \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter is 1.5L, 42 oz;  Stemless Wine Glasses are approx. 4” W x 5” H and hold 19 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e Personalize the wine glasses with 1 or 2 lines, up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Bormioli Rocco Loto Wine Decanter with stopper and 2 Stemless Wine Glass Set - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Bormioli Rocco Loto Wine Decanter with stopper and 2 Stemless Wine Glass Set

$49.99

  "Wine a little, laugh a lot" Your vintage of choice will look refined and delectable within the confines of this Bormioli Rocco Loto wine decanter set, complete with matching customizable glasses. * Made in Italy * Dishwasher Safe Comes with 2 personalized stemless wine glasses SIZE: Decanter is 1.5L, 42 oz;  Stemless Wine Glasses are approx....


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{"id":1382065242194,"title":"Personalized Beer or Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses","handle":"personalized-wine-growler-jug-set-with-two-wine-glasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty wine glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"def-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"word\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=cenosillicaphobia\" name=\"4406978\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"meaning\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eFor those of you with cenosillicaphobia, we're here to help!  Our personalized Wine Growler or Jug comes alone or as a set with two 19 oz wine glasses. Securely carry 64 ounces of wine, beer, lemonade, hot cider or any other beverage from the fridge to the table or from the car to the picnic. This classic jug is personalized with detailed etching so we know exactly who it belongs to. Order with 2 over-sized 19 oz non-personalized wine glasses for the perfect gift set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e One 64 oz Jug and Two 19 oz Glasses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout. \u003cstrong\u003eWine glasses are not available for personalization with this set.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf beer is more your jam, we also offer\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\"\u003e25 oz beer mugs individually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor as\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ea set of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ewhich can be personalized and would go well with your new personalized beer growler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-23T14:02:56-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-23T14:23:33-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Price_$25 to 49.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":2299,"price_min":2299,"price_max":3999,"available":true,"price_varies":true,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12420435312722,"title":"With 2 wine glasses","option1":"With 2 wine glasses","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1099","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3890252087378,"product_id":1382065242194,"position":1,"created_at":"2018-04-23T14:23:36-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:57-05:00","alt":"Personalized Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":500,"height":500,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-with-2-wine-glasses.jpg?v=1527481137","variant_ids":[12420435312722]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Beer or Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - With 2 wine glasses","public_title":"With 2 wine glasses","options":["With 2 wine glasses"],"price":3999,"weight":3402,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""},{"id":12420435345490,"title":"Without wine glasses","option1":"Without wine glasses","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1092","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3890252152914,"product_id":1382065242194,"position":3,"created_at":"2018-04-23T14:23:38-05:00","updated_at":"2018-05-27T23:18:57-05:00","alt":"Personalized Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts","width":500,"height":500,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug.jpg?v=1527481137","variant_ids":[12420435345490]},"available":true,"name":"Personalized Beer or Wine Growler\/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Without wine glasses","public_title":"Without wine glasses","options":["Without wine glasses"],"price":2299,"weight":1814,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-with-2-wine-glasses.jpg?v=1527481137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-close-up.jpg?v=1527481137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug.jpg?v=1527481137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/beer_growler.png?v=1527481137"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/wine-growler-jug-with-2-wine-glasses.jpg?v=1527481137","options":["Variations"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty wine glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"def-header\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"word\" href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=cenosillicaphobia\" name=\"4406978\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"meaning\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eFor those of you with cenosillicaphobia, we're here to help!  Our personalized Wine Growler or Jug comes alone or as a set with two 19 oz wine glasses. Securely carry 64 ounces of wine, beer, lemonade, hot cider or any other beverage from the fridge to the table or from the car to the picnic. This classic jug is personalized with detailed etching so we know exactly who it belongs to. Order with 2 over-sized 19 oz non-personalized wine glasses for the perfect gift set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e One 64 oz Jug and Two 19 oz Glasses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout. \u003cstrong\u003eWine glasses are not available for personalization with this set.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf beer is more your jam, we also offer\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\"\u003e25 oz beer mugs individually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor as\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003ea set of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ewhich can be personalized and would go well with your new personalized beer growler.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Personalized Wine Growler/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Personalized Beer or Wine Growler/Jug Set with Two Wine Glasses

$39.99

Cenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty wine glass.   For those of you with cenosillicaphobia, we're here to help!  Our personalized Wine Growler or Jug comes alone or as a set with two 19 oz wine glasses. Securely carry 64 ounces of wine, beer, lemonade, hot cider or any other beverage from the fridge to the table or from the car to the picn...

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{"id":1368526782546,"title":"Personalized Custom Engraved 16 oz Red Wine Glass","handle":"16-oz-personalized-red-wine-glass","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eQ:  How was the Roman Empire cut in half?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:  With a pair of Caesars.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis sparkling wine goblet is traditional, yet elegant, and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion. Holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite red wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-wine-glass-gifts-for-mom\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Personalized white wine glasses\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eWHITE wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line and design the message to match the recipient’s unique personality. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization Ideas, thanks to Latin:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Carpe Vinum - Wine Diva\"  (as pictured)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Nunc Est Bibendum\"  (Now we must drink.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"In Vino Veritas\"  (In wine there is truth.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Aqua Vitae\"  (Water of life.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-18T14:16:18-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-18T16:05:09-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":1799,"price_min":1799,"price_max":1799,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12384550846546,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC409","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized Custom Engraved 16 oz Red Wine Glass","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1799,"weight":1134,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/red_wine_glass_personalized.jpg?v=1538686489","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/sour-grapes-red-wine-glass.jpg?v=1538686498"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/red_wine_glass_personalized.jpg?v=1538686489","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cstrong\u003eQ:  How was the Roman Empire cut in half?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:  With a pair of Caesars.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis sparkling wine goblet is traditional, yet elegant, and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion. Holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite red wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/personalized-wine-glass-gifts-for-mom\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Personalized white wine glasses\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eWHITE wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line and design the message to match the recipient’s unique personality. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization Ideas, thanks to Latin:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Carpe Vinum - Wine Diva\"  (as pictured)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Nunc Est Bibendum\"  (Now we must drink.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"In Vino Veritas\"  (In wine there is truth.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Aqua Vitae\"  (Water of life.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}
Custom Engraved Red Wine Glass

Personalized Custom Engraved 16 oz Red Wine Glass

$17.99

Q:  How was the Roman Empire cut in half?A:  With a pair of Caesars.   This sparkling wine goblet is traditional, yet elegant, and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion. Holds up to 16 ounces of your favorite red wine. We also offer custom engraved WHITE wine glasses!PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 2 line...


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{"id":1367893442642,"title":"Bormioli Rocco Selecta Square Decanter with Stopper and 2 Low Ball Personalized Glass Set","handle":"whiskey-decanter-with-stopper-and-2-low-ball-personalized-glass-set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"A whiskey, please.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Sir, this is a McDonald's.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Ok, a McWhiskey, please.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePersonalization idea:  \"Peace, Love, and Liquid Sunshine\"  (as pictured)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePartake of the sophistication inherent in Italian society and usher some of it into your own home with the help of the Bormioli Rocco brand. Display your liquor in style with the Selecta square decanter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Holds 33 ¾ oz. \u003cbr\u003e* Comes with two lowball glasses \u003cbr\u003eThe lowball dimensions are 3” W x 3 1\/2” H and hold 8 oz. each\u003cbr\u003e* Includes Glass cut stopper \u003cbr\u003e* Dishwasher safe \u003cbr\u003e* Made in Italy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter measures approximately 3-3\/4 by 3-3\/4 by 9-1\/4 inches and holds 33 ¾ ounces \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-18T12:11:06-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-18T13:05:13-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$25 to 49.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":4999,"price_min":4999,"price_max":4999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12383174393938,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: gc1600","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Bormioli Rocco Selecta Square Decanter with Stopper and 2 Low Ball Personalized Glass Set","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":4999,"weight":2268,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/bormioli-rocco-selecta-square-decanter-with-stopper-and-2-low-ball-glass-set_personalized.jpg?v=1527481069"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/bormioli-rocco-selecta-square-decanter-with-stopper-and-2-low-ball-glass-set_personalized.jpg?v=1527481069","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"A whiskey, please.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Sir, this is a McDonald's.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Ok, a McWhiskey, please.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePersonalization idea:  \"Peace, Love, and Liquid Sunshine\"  (as pictured)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePartake of the sophistication inherent in Italian society and usher some of it into your own home with the help of the Bormioli Rocco brand. Display your liquor in style with the Selecta square decanter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Holds 33 ¾ oz. \u003cbr\u003e* Comes with two lowball glasses \u003cbr\u003eThe lowball dimensions are 3” W x 3 1\/2” H and hold 8 oz. each\u003cbr\u003e* Includes Glass cut stopper \u003cbr\u003e* Dishwasher safe \u003cbr\u003e* Made in Italy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter measures approximately 3-3\/4 by 3-3\/4 by 9-1\/4 inches and holds 33 ¾ ounces \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
Bormioli Rocco Selecta Square Decanter with Stopper and 2 Low Ball Personalized Glass Set - Funny Parent Gifts - Gifts

Bormioli Rocco Selecta Square Decanter with Stopper and 2 Low Ball Personalized Glass Set

$49.99

"A whiskey, please." "Sir, this is a McDonald's." "Ok, a McWhiskey, please."   Personalization idea:  "Peace, Love, and Liquid Sunshine"  (as pictured) Partake of the sophistication inherent in Italian society and usher some of it into your own home with the help of the Bormioli Rocco brand. Display your liquor in style with the Selecta square d...


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{"id":1367735107666,"title":"Personalized 60 oz. Glass Pitcher","handle":"personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePerfect heavy duty pitcher for Guinness, lemonade, beer, margaritas and more. Holds 60 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEASUREMENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e* 8 3\/4\" Tall\u003cbr\u003e* 5 1\/2 top diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 4 1\/2 bottom diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 6\" max diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e You can choose your own \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e3 lines of text, up to 6 characters per line  Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eindividually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor in\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#RealMenDrinkRealBeer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Why don't you order a Guinness?\" his colleagues ask.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-18T11:31:03-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-18T12:15:09-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$25 to 49.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":2999,"price_min":2999,"price_max":2999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12382862147666,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Code: GC1268","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized 60 oz. Glass Pitcher","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2999,"weight":1814,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher.png?v=1533854188"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/personalized-60-oz-glass-pitcher.png?v=1533854188","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePerfect heavy duty pitcher for Guinness, lemonade, beer, margaritas and more. Holds 60 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMEASUREMENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small; color: #000000;\"\u003e* 8 3\/4\" Tall\u003cbr\u003e* 5 1\/2 top diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 4 1\/2 bottom diameter\u003cbr\u003e* 6\" max diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e You can choose your own \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: small;\"\u003e3 lines of text, up to 6 characters per line  Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eTo round out your party set, we offer personalized 25 oz beer mugs\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/25-oz-personalized-beer-mug\" title=\"25 oz personalized beer mug\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003eindividually\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eor in\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/set-of-five-25-oz-personalized-beer-mugs\" title=\"Set of 5 25 oz personalized beer mugs\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003esets of 5\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#RealMenDrinkRealBeer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Why don't you order a Guinness?\" his colleagues ask.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan size=\"2\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
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Personalized 60 oz. Glass Pitcher

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Perfect heavy duty pitcher for Guinness, lemonade, beer, margaritas and more. Holds 60 oz. MEASUREMENTS:  * 8 3/4" Tall* 5 1/2 top diameter* 4 1/2 bottom diameter* 6" max diameter PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 3 lines of text, up to 6 characters per line  Specify your desired text in the "Order Notes" during checkout. To round out you...


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{"id":1328007708754,"title":"Chalkboard Decanter in Wood Crate with Two Personalized Stemless Wine Glasses","handle":"chalkboard-decanter-in-wood-crate-with-two-personalized-stemless-wine-glasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThe doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAlso, I'm calling myself \"the doctor\" now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eCustomize your tablescape a million different ways with this personalized wine decanter set featuring a chalkboard surface and two personalized stemless wine glasses. The 750 mL glass decanter with writable chalkboard surface comes with a contemporary rounded cork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter holds 750 mL.  Two stemless wine glasses measure approximately 4\" W x 5\" H and hold 19 oz each.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e Personalize the wine glasses with 1 or 2 lines, up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-10T10:46:10-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-10T11:10:49-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$50 to $99.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":5999,"price_min":5999,"price_max":5999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12274389581906,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Number: GC1604","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Chalkboard Decanter in Wood Crate with Two Personalized Stemless Wine Glasses","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":5999,"weight":2722,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/Chalkboard_decanter_with_wine_glasses.jpg?v=1527481071"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/Chalkboard_decanter_with_wine_glasses.jpg?v=1527481071","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThe doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAlso, I'm calling myself \"the doctor\" now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eCustomize your tablescape a million different ways with this personalized wine decanter set featuring a chalkboard surface and two personalized stemless wine glasses. The 750 mL glass decanter with writable chalkboard surface comes with a contemporary rounded cork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter holds 750 mL.  Two stemless wine glasses measure approximately 4\" W x 5\" H and hold 19 oz each.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e Personalize the wine glasses with 1 or 2 lines, up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
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Chalkboard Decanter in Wood Crate with Two Personalized Stemless Wine Glasses

$59.99

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now.   Customize your tablescape a million different ways with this personalized wine decanter set featuring a chalkboard surface and two personalized stemless wine glasses. The 750 mL glass decanter with writable chalkboard surface comes with a contempor...


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{"id":1322210099282,"title":"Personalized Custom Engraved 19 oz White Wine Glass","handle":"personalized-wine-glass-gifts-for-mom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e This white wine glass is traditional, yet elegant and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion.  Holds up to 19 ounces of your favorite wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/16-oz-personalized-red-wine-glass\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"16 oz personalized red wine glasses\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eRED wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WineJokes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- What did the grape say when it was crushed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing, it just let out a little wine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-04-05T11:15:40-05:00","created_at":"2018-04-05T17:00:49-05:00","vendor":"JDS Gifts","type":"","tags":["Price_$10 to $24.99","Type_Glassware"],"price":1799,"price_min":1799,"price_max":1799,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":12242118770770,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"Item Number: GC408","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Personalized Custom Engraved 19 oz White Wine Glass","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1799,"weight":1134,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":null,"inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dunckley_glass_mamajuice_final.jpg?v=1527481136","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dunckley_glass_papajuice_final.jpg?v=1527481136"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2354\/9125\/products\/dunckley_glass_mamajuice_final.jpg?v=1527481136","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e This white wine glass is traditional, yet elegant and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion.  Holds up to 19 ounces of your favorite wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWe also offer custom engraved\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/funnyparentgifts.com\/collections\/gifts-for-stress-relief\/products\/16-oz-personalized-red-wine-glass\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"16 oz personalized red wine glasses\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eRED wine glasses\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePERSONALIZATION:\u003c\/b\u003e You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the \"Order Notes\" during checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#WineJokes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- What did the grape say when it was crushed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing, it just let out a little wine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
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Personalized Custom Engraved 19 oz White Wine Glass

$17.99

 This white wine glass is traditional, yet elegant and will make an excellent gift for anyone celebrating a special occasion.  Holds up to 19 ounces of your favorite wine. We also offer custom engraved RED wine glasses.PERSONALIZATION: You can choose your own 2 lines up to 15 characters per line. Specify your desired text in the "Order Notes" du...


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The Perfect Gift for Both Parents

It’s hard enough finding the right gift for one parent but for those occasions where you have to purchase a gift that fits both parents? You might as well attempt to solve world peace while you’re at it.

Not to worry! At Funny Parent Gifts, we’ve got your back. There are many things that parents have in common: Sleep deprivation, high stress, love-filled moments to be celebrated, sleep deprivation…

Did we mention sleep deprivation?

Help the super-parents in your life recoup with some ‘us-time’ to help them remember why they started the parenting journey in the first place, and how many people they have in their corner who care about them. Our assortment of funny gifts for parents will surely be a hit for the whole family to laugh over.

How about a personalized gift with a sentiment of your choosing? Feel free to use one of our ideas or craft one of your own:

  • “Sour grapes make bad whine”

  • “Wine a bit. You’ll feel better.”

  • “Peace, love, & liquid sunshine”

  • "Carpe Vinum - Wine Diva"

  • "Nunc Est Bibendum"  (Now we must drink.)

  • "In Vino Veritas"  (In wine there is truth.)

  • “Aqua Vitae (Water of Life)”

(Thank you, Latin.)

We offer personalized beer mugs, jugs, and gunmetal growlers with matching beer steins, white or red wine glasses and decanters, pitchers, and leatherette wine totes. Whether you’re shopping for mother’s day gifts or father’s day gifts, Funny Parent Gifts has some of the best gifts for parents that are sure to resonate strongly with them. After all, they’re your parents! 

To add to the stressed out parent’s décor, we offer our tongue-in-cheek “Pardon the Mess. Our Children are Making Memories” sentiment on a throw pillow, dish towel, or canvas wrap print.

To help that power nap really count, our “Go Ask Your Mom” and “Go Ask Your Dad” sleep masks make it clear that power naps are not to be disturbed. Unless there is blood. Or smoke. Or a cop pounding at the door.

Speaking of troublesome teenagers, our Too Kool for Skool Son Dammit Doll or Drama Queen Daughter Dammit Doll might just be the ticket to safely venting some parental frustration. They make the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer!