A great gift from this list will reward your grandfather for being such a positive force in your life, and having that carefree, off-color humor which reminds you that age is just a number, always.
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Whether you’re looking for gifts for a special Mom or awesome Dad, here is our top selection of 20 hilarious and meaningful gifts for either parent.
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1) If one of the things that you love about your partner is their dry but twisted sense of humor, our tongue-in-cheek throw pillows should capture the spirit of their wit perfectly. From our “I Love You This Much” T-Rex with his tiny little arms, to our dinosaur, stuck in a tar pit while insisting “The Important Thing is that I Believe in Myself,” one of these pillows is bound to elicit a sophisticated chuckle or two.
2) We have several options for helping you to remind your wife that not only is she a Trophy Wife, she’s also a Trophy Mom:
3) If Covid stress is ruining your sweetie-pie’s sweet side, whacking the stuffing out of one of our Pandemic Dammit Dolls provides a much-needed outlet.
4) Speaking of stress, how about pampering the mom in your life with a jar of our proprietary blend of “Go Away, Punkin, Mommy Needs a Break – Chocolate, Wine, Strawberry, and Roses Bouquet” loose-leaf tea? Alcohol-free but with a wine vibe, give mom the rejuvenation that she deserves. Shipped in a beautiful large 17 oz, blue-topped, Bormioli Rocco jar made in Italy.
5) Help the beauty in your life get her beauty rest with one of our gorgeous sleep masks:
6) What man wouldn’t love a set of Bruce Lee playing cards to add some extra manliness to Poker Night? Included in this commemorative deck are 52 Bruce Lee quotes, one on each card, packaged inside a satin-finish tuck box and sealed with the Jeet Kune Do emblem.
7) Personalize it!
At Funny Parent Gifts, we have something for everyone, including husbands, wives, parents, new moms and dads, dog and cat moms and dads, grandparents, and kids. Come check us out and purchase the perfect gift to delight your loved one just in time for Valentine’s Day!
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Vacations are stressful. It’s just a fact. They regularly bring us to the brink of divorce. But they are worth it. Plan ahead, buckle up and make some memories. You will not regret it. Over the years, we have discovered some things that have helped to make the experience a little less miserable.
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Introducing Adriane from Put on Your Party Pants (and Keep Them on Until 8pm). Adriane started blogging with the goal of helping people plan the best family trips possible and laugh along the way. Her blog also focuses on saving on travel, gluten free dining and her parenting fails.
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Here is a short guide to buying the perfect gift for your parents, whether Mother’s Day or Father’s Day is coming up, or a birthday, holiday, or anniversary, or you just want to be a good son, daughter, or spouse.
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The song should actually say that Christmas is the most stressful time of the year, especially when you have no idea what to buy a picky parent or a parent who has everything they need. Maybe your dad is the silent type and doesn’t let on what he wants for Christmas. Maybe your mom has her own tastes and style and your gifts never seem to quite hit the mark.
Gift cards are the perfect solution. Especially funny gift cards where they can pick out a gift that brings them a chuckle and fond memories.
Tastefully chosen framed artwork often has a subtle tone or hidden meaning. On the other end of the spectrum are canvas wrapped prints from Funny Parent Gifts with shockingly honest statements. For those parents with little ones running amok, who aren't quite at the tastefully chosen framed artwork stage of their lives, give them artwork to hang, a pillow, or a dish towel that says what they really feel. They’ll put your funny gift up front and center in their living room or kitchen.
Any time you can get your parents a unique gift you can't find at the store, it's a good thing, but personalizing a gift is even better. Get them a cocktail shaker with a funny comment on it. Have it say something sweet or include a little inside-the-family joke. The point is, you're encouraging them to relax, have a good time, and forget about all the stress your teenage years caused them, and that's the greatest gift of all!
Do your parents need to lighten up? How about a board game? Or a smart-ass pillow? Show them there's more to life than decorative napkins. Try a present that's out in left field like a toy or game that everyone can enjoy.
Every parent would love a dammit doll that has been hand-crafted for stress relief or taking out one's anger at an overbearing boss or nagging coworker. These dolls don't mind one bit if the stressed out parent in your life uses them to let out some steam and punish them until their stuffing comes loose. Your stressed out loved one will thank you later once they realize how satisfying it is to use their dammit doll like a tiny punching bag.
Granted, just being together for the holidays is the most important thing. But there are also presents! Making that extra effort to find something truly unique and funny for your parents can be just the thing that pushes a lovely Christmas into being an awesome Christmas. Shop online at Funny Parent Gifts for heartfelt, humorous, and affordable presents that can be shipped straight to anyone in your life in need of a good laugh.
]]>Sure, the new baby is all stocked up with everything that a newborn could possibly need, but what about Christmas presents for the new mom or dad? Diapers are always appreciated by parents, but they don’t really last and babies don’t treat them particularly well. The baby shower usually handles most of the baby’s major needs, like car seats and cribs. What about making sure that this Christmas, parents with babies, either on the way or newly arrived, feel the love as well?
When considering Christmas gift ideas, don’t be that person who only thinks about the baby’s needs. Or the friend who thinks that the loudest baby toys are the funniest baby toys. That death glare delivered by the new parent after they open your gift? That’s real. They’re not amused.
Make your gift to the new, happy parents stand out, be appreciated, and be remembered!
]]>Sure, the new baby is all stocked up with everything that a newborn could possibly need, but what about Christmas presents for the new mom or dad? Diapers are always appreciated by parents, but they don’t really last and babies don’t treat them particularly well. The baby shower usually handles most of the baby’s major needs, like car seats and cribs. What about making sure that this Christmas, parents with babies, either on the way or newly arrived, feel the love as well?
Besides, babies in general have rather poor memories, and in most cases, the parents haven’t enjoyed a decent night’s sleep in months so receiving gifts is a blur. Make your gift to the new, happy parents stand out, be appreciated, and be remembered!
Whether they’re hungry, tired, gassy, or they’ve soiled themselves, babies cry in order to communicate. They like to do a fair amount of that communicating while you’re trying to sleep. If babies could speak instead of crying, they would warn you at 2:00 a.m. to watch out for that small, rigid, sharp-edged snap-together building block on the floor next to the crib in the dimly lit room, left by an older sibling.
Alas, whether it’s a sharp object burrowed into the soft arch of a parent’s foot or a baby cry so loud, the neighbors are probably awake now too, every new parent knows the feeling of adrenaline surging through their bodies in the wee hours, promising them that sleep is not coming for a while.
When considering Christmas gift ideas, don’t be that person who only thinks about the baby’s needs. Or the friend who thinks that the loudest baby toys are the funniest baby toys. That death glare delivered by the new parent after they open your gift? That’s real. They’re not amused.
For the new mom or dad, consider Christmas presents that refer to the baby but are really for the parents. Perhaps a Walking Dad coffee mug, tote bag, or t-shirt for that tired dad who resembles a zombie, or our many other humorous t-shirts that will give tired, stressed-out parents a chuckle and help them put the journey of raising their new little alarm clock in perspective. A pacifier that looks like bad teeth is always a crowd-pleaser. For those late nights, maybe a pair of slip-on, steel-shank boots?
]]>A good night’s sleep is treasured amongst parents, and finding time to rest when your children’s needs are running the show feels like a pipe dream. What better way to let your hubby recharge then by giving him a ‘Go Ask Your Mom’ Sleep Mask! These handmade, silk sleep masks are entirely kid-interruption proof and ensure that Dad is able to get his power nap in so that he can gather his strength for his kid care-taking shift.
We get it; some days, you feel ready for anything your child throws your way and other days, not so much. After a long day of comforting your crying baby and holding back tears of your own, you deserve to craft yourself a cocktail. This 20 oz cocktail shaker can feature up to 2 lines of text that you get to craft. Personalize your shaker to ensure that Dad gets a great cocktail with a side of laughter.
What’s the joy in being a new dad if you can’t let the whole world know? This pocket t-shirt is super soft and made with the utmost care. Let Dad flaunt his parental prowess to the neighbors and show them just how cool (or not) he really is. This t-shirt, mug, and tote bag are only available to the best of the best dads who are worthy of donning this regal title.
Coffee is a magic potion for parents who are in desperate need of rejuvenating their life forces. Dad will love sipping his morning joe from his ‘Walking Dad’ Coffee Mug. By the time Dad finishes his coffee, puts on his ‘Walking Dad’ t-shirt, and grabs his ‘Walking Dad’ tote bag full of play-date essentials, he’ll go from looking like Zombie Dad to Super Dad in no time.
Grilling is a dad thing and at Funny Parent Gifts, we’ve got Dad covered. These grilling aprons come with every tool your grill master will need to make the most of his backyard BBQ. They come with a matching grilling mitt, a retractable bottle opener with a bottle holder, as well as spacious pockets that are ideal for holding grill tools or other barbecuing necessities. You can also Personalize it for that personal touch. Get him a matching camo Sit ‘n Sip Cooler Seat/Stool to keep his beer cold, give him a seat to kick back, and make his grill-time complete.
]]>This is the moment they’ve been waiting for all day, or maybe all week: The kids are finally sleeping peacefully in bed and all the chores are done. At least they’re good enough. Mom and Dad finally get that “me time” they’ve been craving, and then... nothing. Suddenly it occurs to them that they have no motivation to do anything but veg, stream some TV, or putter around the house aimlessly before getting an early bedtime. That’s all well and good, but they’d probably enjoy that time more if they could find a way to make it special and rejuvenating. That’s where you come in! Give them a kickstart to their Me Time with the following ideas.
Stressed out parents often like to kick back with a drink to unwind. Why not make this moment meaningful? At Funny Parent Gifts, you can find flask gift sets, wine glasses and decanters, beer mugs, and similar items that can be personalized with one of our suggested sayings or with a personal quote. They won’t just be receiving beer mugs or wine glasses from you as a Christmas present. They’ll be reminded of your heartfelt sentiments every time they pour themselves a glass of relaxation.
Parenting equals sleep deprivation. After dealing with all the issues of the day, parents are liable to be woken up at all hours by a crying baby or a child who just had a bad dream or is suddenly thirsty at 3 a.m. The adrenaline surge from waking up to find a person looming over you, even if it’s your child, can make you kiss your good night’s sleep goodbye.
Sleep isn’t the only time when parents can get interrupted. Really, any time a parent starts to get comfortable, their child’s inner sensor will go off and that child will need something asap. Help the sleep deprived parent in your life get his or her power naps in with a sleep mask directing their children to either “Go Ask Your Mom” go “Go Ask Your Dad,” depending upon which one is awake and functioning.
Dammit Dolls are cheaper than therapy. We’ve got the Super Mom/Overbearing Boss, the Too Kool for Skool Son, the Drama Queen Daughter, and the Husband/President Trump/Boss/Dad Dammit Dolls. We even have Dammit Dog and Dammit Kitty-Cat! Help parents get their frustrations out and get back to their happy place with a Dammit Doll stocking-stuffer for Christmas.
There’s always that mom who manages to be dressed impeccably at every moment (see the Super Mom Dammit Doll referenced above). Most parents, however, are lucky if they leave the house with two matching socks and no spaghetti in their hair.
If you have a parent in your life whose main fashion decision is which t-shirt to wear on any given day, making sure that they are stocked up with appropriately parent-themed t-shirts to choose from is the perfect Christmas gift idea. For moms, we’ve got our Mother of Dragons, Super Mom’s Club/Monster Mom/Mama Bear, or Trophy Wife/Trophy Mom t-shirts. For dads, we’ve got our Best Dad/Because I’m the Coolest, I May Be Old But I Got To See All The Cool Bands, Baby Daddy with Sperm Whale, The Walking Dad, or The Man Behind the Bump t-shirts with either short or long sleeves.
]]>When we become parents, we need humor to get us through, give us perspective, and help us find joy in the everyday, crazy situations we find ourselves in. Whether there’s a toddler interrupting a bathroom break or an army of kids demanding time on the same computer, we know it’s going to happen and that we have to deal with it with patience while keeping our snark in check. Even though we suffer from stress overload, we love our kids more than anything.
You can find a gift with a message that acknowledges the messy parts of parenthood such as the lack of sleep, the amount of diapers that need changing, or the superhuman effort needed to just get through the day. If you can find something along those lines that can make your gift recipient chuckle, you’ve got a winner.
Check out these helpful gifts for parents. There are sleep masks (to help them ignore the little tykes) or Dammit Dolls (for venting frustration when they can’t ignore them). These are gifts that will be equally appreciated by either parent. You might also be looking specifically for gifts for mom or gifts for dad, and in that case, you can be a little more personal and base the gift off of their unique parenting roles. We also carry products that can be personalized such as our personalized decanters, beer mugs, or wine glasses, or our “Mama Juice” or “Papa Juice” flask and shot glass gift sets.
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The danger of raising kids in this digital age is the lack of connection to which parents and kids can fall victim. But a similar disconnect had happened to my daughter and me without any digital intervention, and I had not recognized it.
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